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As a young woman, Evangeline falls hopelessly in love with her father's young friend, Jack Sparrow. One of his many visits turns into an adventure to find a long lost love, but can shy Evangeline withstand the fact that Jack may never feel the same for her as she aids him in his quest, and can she find herself along the way? Jack/OC. Slightly AU.
Originally posted to Fanfiction.net and Wattpad.
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- Part 1 of Evangeline
Bookmarked by cukii
13 Jan 2026
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A WORK OF ART from the POC universe. 45 chapters of delicious torture. Evangeline and Jack.
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Astarion’s coming to your tent every night with honeyed nothings on his tongue. Trouble is, you’re starting to smell hints of bullshit. The closer y’all get, the further apart you feel. And then there’s the fucking brainworm cult.
These two losers must cheat, stab, and flirt their way to the heart of a cult. And to…whatever it is between them.
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- Part 3 of these two shitheads
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Bookmarked by cukii
16 May 2025
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TOP OF THE TOP 3.
Act 2 - Cursed Lands. Mainly Eleanor's point of view, but Astarion also appears, who has much greater emotional problems compared to part 2. Slowly, his feelings for Eleanor grow, while she is on the verge of a mental breakdown. Lots of symbolism and cornfields. -
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After tripping a mad wizard’s trap, Astarion—now blinded—must navigate the Underdark with Eleanor back to their crew. These two shitheads must cheat, stab, and flirt their way through flooded caves, monsters, and something hunting them in the dark. All while very confusing feelings begin to muddle up Astarion’s Very Simple plan.
Sequel to Feeding Alligators
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- Part 2 of these two shitheads
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Bookmarked by cukii
16 May 2025
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TOP OF THE TOP 2.
The continuation of the work of art, this time in Underworld. Astarion loses his sight and is stuck in a cave with Eleanor, who patiently guides him. Lots of drama, promising ending. -
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Turns out, it’s not heart disease that gets you. Not a car crash, the second coming, or even a plain old slip in the shower that removes you from this mortal coil.
It’s motherfucking aliens.
Your Uncle Randy would be so proud.
Or: two losers cheat, stab, and flirt their way to a win.
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- Part 1 of these two shitheads
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Bookmarked by cukii
16 May 2025
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TOP OF THE TOP 1.
Eleanor arrives in the world of BG3 straight from Earth. For several chapters, she is unable to communicate with anyone. The action takes place in Act 1, from goblins to the githyanki monastery. Astarion sweet-talks Eleanor, then scraps her, and in the end something changes in him. Probably. -
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On the verge of an anxiety attack, Clover finds herself searching for a quiet place to spend her lunch period. Her usually cold math teacher shows uncharacteristic warmth and offers a spot in his classroom. Maybe her senior year will actually be interesting.
Bookmarked by cukii
22 Jun 2025
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A WORK OF ART, with many moral dilemmas. Clover and Mr Moreno.