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“Well, I am in love with you. I’ve been in love with you for a long time. Everyone knows that.”
“Yeah, but you’re extra obvious about it now. Forget about love struck, you look at me like I....I don’t know. Like I hung the moon and threw in the stars too. Like we’re married! You have been since the ceremony, and you need to cool it, at least a little, with the heart eyes. Remember, we need to keep this on the down low, for now. Keep it lowkey.”
Namjoon and Hoseok try, and fail, to keep their marriage hidden from their friends. Seeing as they are all wedding planners, this is easier said than done.
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18 Aug 2019
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After twelve years of pretending to be a beta, Hoseok's disguise is compromised. He faces two choices: be kidnapped and sold to the highest bidder, or beg an alpha friend to claim him before that happens.
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- Part 1 of tags
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06 Aug 2019
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The 4-hour shift at the fish store starts at the strike of 10pm, coursing all the way to 2 o'clock the next morning before he can drag himself back home and sleep until midday. Why does a pet fish store need to be open 24/7 anyway? For what purpose? Which mad man would decide to come and purchase a goldfish after dark?
No one, and that's exactly who Namjoon sees every night.
That statement is only literal to a certain extent, come to think of it. The streetlamps along the darkening roads would sometimes reveal a few pedestrians here and there; solemn businessmen, drunk teenagers, and other individuals who don’t seem like they belong to this time of day. Other than that, the fish store sits directly adjacent to a strip club.
Yes, a strip club.
(namseok AU where namjoon works the late shift at a 24/7 pet fish store where he meets his highschool crush once again— as a stripper from the strip club next door)
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06 Aug 2019
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Every weekend Beta Tau throws a ‘little’ party to help students relax and let loose and frat resident Jungkook has a big mouth that talks a lot of big game. You finally get sick of the lack of relaxation on your end and set out to see if he’s all talk.
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- Part 1 of Vaunt
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22 Jul 2019
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You’re the twerpy best friend of his little brother. Or maybe more.—fluff
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21 May 2019