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Nothing Safe Is Worth the Drive by cuntycrouch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Formula 1 RPF
14 Aug 2026
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As far as Barty could remember, there was always Evan Rosier.
From the first time they had strapped on their karting helmets as kids, side by side, they had been two sides of the same coin. Sometimes, it felt as if the race was meant to be between the two of them, as though every lap, every overtaking maneuver, every small victory had only one purpose: to bring them together.
When Barty finally got into F1 at the age of seventeen, he'd known it'd be a matter of time before his past caught up to him.
And he was right, for 6 years later, as he cemented his place at the top of the sport, the announcement came: Evan Rosier had signed a contract with Ferrari.
If only it was purely a matter of rivalry...
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It’s been sixty years since England last lifted the Cup. This time, captain Evan Rosier is determined to bring it home — and he won’t let anything, or anyone, get in the way.
Especially not Barty Crouch, the brilliant yet insufferable star player who’d rather score alone than win as a team — and the last piece Evan needs to make this squad whole.
Forced together for one campaign, the two of them clash on sight. But somewhere between the arguments and the away games, dislike starts looking a lot like something else.
The Cup is the prize.
But somewhere along the way, Evan realises he might just want to bring Barty home too.
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A Rosekiller centered football/high school au.
Barty never care much about making friends. He never cared much about anything, to be honest. Then came Britain, a new school, football and mainly James fucking Potter's need for team spirit.
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A gilderat one-shot.
In the aftermath of the infamous 'prank,' with Sirius exiled from the group, Remus spiraling, and James sneaking out at night for secret rendezvous, Peter Pettigrew finds himself adrift amidst the corridors of Hogwarts. Enter Gilderoy Lockhart, a charismatic enigma with a penchant for the dramatic, who proposes an unexpected alliance: co-hosting the year's most anticipated party. Eager to seize the opportunity left by the Marauders' absence and to cement his own legacy, Gilderoy seeks Peter's assistance to ensure the event's success. But somewhere along the way, the original plot gets loose.
Or, two boys discovering what it's like to be someone's first choice.