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"Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?"
"Yes."Bookmarked by cursedmouth
22 Sep 2024
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Bilbo Baggins led a rather peaceful life, thank you very much, until an old acquaintance decided to turn it upside down, and he found himself agreeing to take a job that’s… let’s say not exactly up his alley, and might eventually cost him a little more than his treasured cozy lifestyle. Who would have thought tutoring a slightly menacing monarch’s more than slightly overbearing nephew could prove to be such an adventure?
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- Part 1 of Nothing Gold Can Stay
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17 Aug 2023
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Following the events of "Halo Effect," Thomas Barrow goes to war.
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- Part 2 of Halo Effect
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04 Mar 2023
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The ‘A’ stands for ‘Annoyed' by kyaticlikestea for LadyLilyMalfoy,
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
23 Jun 2012
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In which ‘A’ doesn’t stand for ‘Anthea’, and she doesn’t stand for any of this shit. Mycroft and Lestrade are finally getting married. 'A' finds her job role changed from 'BAMF' to 'wedding planner / shoulder to cry on'. Fruit baskets are sent, world war is avoided and 'A' discovers a whole new level of BAMFness.
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- Part 1 of Anthea; Assistant, Therapist and BAMF
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08 Aug 2020
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I live next door to a haunted bookshop owned by an immortal cryptid bastard. AMA! by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Jun 2020
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Before anyone reports this post, I got this AMA authorised by posting proof to a mod, so there.
Hi, Reddit! I’m no-one special, but about 6 months ago, I moved into a flat above a cafe next door to a bookshop, and my life has never been the same since, because the man who runs the bookshop is some sort of ageless (mostly) benevolent eldritch being. By all accounts, he hasn’t aged a day since at least 1944, sometimes he seems to have just too many eyes, and I once saw him turn water into wine (a nice rosé). His coworker / best friend / boyfriend / shadow entity is also definitely some kind of cryptid, but despite trying harder to be a bastard, he’s somehow less successful at it.
So, if you have any questions about what it’s like to live next door to an eternal bastard man, AMA!
Or, a cryptid bastard man haunts Reddit, trying to find out how to ask out his crush of the past 6,000 years and getting downvoted to literal oblivion. Just normal stuff on the world wide web.
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Bookmarked by cursedmouth
04 Aug 2020