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    And sure. Ilya broke his heart in a stuffy Tampa hotel room after that stupid All-Star game. But Shane was past denying himself the scraps that Ilya Rozanov threw his way.
    To Shane, it was a lifeline, Ilya’s 'friendship'.
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    Or: Shane is having the worst year of his life. For some reason, his former archrival-with-benefits (?) Ilya Rozanov is there for him through it all. (Because they're friends now. Secret friends who don't kiss. Because friends don't do that).

    Or: What if Ilya's mom was still alive, and things were different, but mostly the same? AU

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    "Is that why you didn't tell them about... me? About, uhm... us?"
    "And say what exactly, Ranma?" What even are we?

    OR, Akane (18) is out late with her new university friends in the bustling city when she bumps into Ranma (18) for the first time since their "sparring session" at the Tendo Dojo all those months ago. For whatever reason, Ranma decides to join their bar-hopping. (it has nothing to do with the guy clearly flirting with Akane, nope)

    OR, after a big fight that leaves Akane splintered and wilting, she moves out of Nerima to start university. Ranma gives her space (until he just CAN'T).

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    "It’s so weird how intense Porsche gets when Khun Kinn is in danger. I mean he’d die for him in a heartbeat!”
    “We all would, dumbass. It’s our job, remember?”
    “Not to Porsche though. I don't think it's just a job for Porsche."

    Porsche is Kinn's most vicious bodyguard. Feared by most and respected by all, he flinches at nothing and fears no one.
    (And if he feels his knees give out whenever Kinn enters the room, then nobody has to know.)

    Or: AU where Porsche grew up at the compound after his parents died serving the main family and spent his childhood/teenage years annoying his way into Kinn's thoughts (and heart), before an 'incident' turned him into Kinn's most lethal weapon.

    This work is COMPLETE

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    They both take a step back. Even brings the offending hand to his hot tea cup to stop himself from touching Isak again.
    "Habit." Even offers.
    "Yeah. Muscle memory.” Isak counters.

    Isak and Even are exes, "high school sweethearts". Isak has moved on (duh!). Even is almost there.
    But then Isak is back in Oslo, invading his office and his thoughts (and his heart), and Even isn't so sure anymore.

    Or, they both keep forgetting they're no longer lovers, until they no longer need to.

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    "Isak wonders what color is in Even's eyes. He wonders how someone seemingly so cold can have such warm hands. How someone who won't even look him in the eyes can be so comforting."

    Isak and Even are both very quiet, very detached, very lonely, and very broken when they first meet while working at a restaurant. They don't talk a lot, but they develop an odd friendship that nobody understands.

    As Isak's feelings deepen for the boy who never smiles and bloom into intense and unconditional love, he realizes they might be more connected than he thinks.

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    "What about you? What's your deepest, most unfulfilled wish?"
    Even expects Isak to go on a metaphysical rant around how insignificant wishes are. But he doesn't. Isak sits up and simply whispers, "To feel your touch.”

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    aka: Isak's skin burns anyone that comes into contact with it and therefore cannot be touched. Closed off and extremely manipulative, Isak transfers to Bakka and scares everyone away with his condition.
    Everyone but Even.

    Or: the touch-starved!AU (kind of soulmate!AU) with genius!Isak—who knows everything about everything except the things that matter—and swimmer!Even.

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    “Why are you here right now?"
    "You know why."

    Even craves earth-shattering romance, while Isak is too busy for anything more than a fling.
    They're not compatible. They couldn't be any more different. But the cold and loneliness of the holidays leave them seeking heat in other's arms.

    Even might be in love. Isak certainly isn't. Or is he?

    Or Isak is 'heartless', young, busy, addicted to work, and incapable of committing. And Even is a repairman who fixes things around the office, who sees right through his smokescreen, and who might end up 'fixing' Isak's cold heart.

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    "You don’t come to my photoshoots anymore.”
    "I thought you didn't like it when I did."
    "I don't mind now."

    Or Isak is filthy rich and Even is a hardworking male model who just got signed to his father's agency. Even gets an awful offer from Isak: one night with him in exchange for money, and begins to despise him.

    Little does he know that everything he thinks he knows about Isak is wrong.

    Aka: Isak has a crush but misunderstandings get in the way. Even tries to stay away but Isak keeps tugging at his heartstrings.

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    “This is the part of the movie when I say that you cannot, under any circumstances, fall in love with me,” Isak laughs.
    “Dammit," Even sighs dramatically. "What if I told you I was already halfway there?”
    "I'm afraid you're gonna have to find yourself another airport employee to keep you company, then."

    or 10 times Isak and Even hang out at Oslo Gardermoen airport, and one time they meet somewhere else.
    aka Isak works at a 24/7 food court at the airport and Even is a very frequent traveler who likes to leave him notes on receipts.

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    “Hi. I’m Even and I don’t usually walk around in nothing but a towel.”
    “Uh, I'm Isak.”
    “Isak. Mind if I kidnap you for some fun sightseeing activities?”

    Or Isak and Even keep meeting in hostels around the world and parting with a kiss or two.
    Aka the Travel!AU some of you requested.

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    "You can't... We can't.. It's not right."

    Isak settles into an unhealthy longterm relationship with his busy lawyer boyfriend and convinces himself that happiness is not for him. Enter his boyfriend's childhood friend: Even.

    Or Isak and Even fall in love. But it's not right.
    aka: they can't be together but Isak keeps falling asleep in movie theaters after long shifts at the hospital and Even is d y i n g from the cute.

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    "He's totally getting you a puppy," says Mutta.
    "You think?" Even asks.

    Or Even wonders what Isak is getting him for his birthday this year. Little does he know that Isak is ahead of him in every way. (Spoiler: it's forever)

    aka Isak leaves him absolutely speechless in their kitchen in the middle of the night.

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    "I don't think I ever want to kiss a boy ever again."

    In which Isak becomes jaded after he gets cheated on and copes using sarcasm and humor. He's determined to end the school year without drama and avoids his ex and all his awful friends at all costs. Well, all of them except maybe half-decent Even Bech Næsheim, who's somehow determined to earn his friendship and fix his heart.

    Or: Isak is hurt and hardened and Even makes him tender and soft.

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    “I’m Isak's best friend,” said Even, almost glaring at Jakob.
    “Well, like best bud. Like we’ve known each other our whole lives,” Isak added nervously.
    But then Even downed his sixth or seventh drink and leaned across the table.
    “We might have known each other our whole lives, but I’d fuck you if you asked.”

    Or Isak and Even are childhood friends who enjoy ruining each other's chances with exactly everyone else, rewatching the same movies, taking care of each other, and pretending they're not in love.

    Aka yet another ChildhoodFriends!AU that literally nobody asked for.

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    “Oh and for the record, if I were you I would follow my example,” Jonas adds.
    “Huh?” Isak frowns.
    “That guy with the crazy blonde hair who's been looking at you for the past ten minutes over there,” Jonas gestures with his chin to the guy Isak spent a good five minutes staring at — yes, staring — before Jonas found him another beer. “He won’t wait all night.”

    OR: 3 times Isak walks away from a gorgeous blue eyed stranger named Even on New Year's Eve and one time he doesn't.
    aka: Isak is stuck in an Uber during the countdown for the New Year.

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    "I dare you to hook up with him."
    "What? The blonde guy?"
    "Yes, the blonde guy."

    Or Even gets caught up in a dare, and Isak loses a little bit of himself in the process.
    Aka the Dare!AU (with feelings) that nobody asked for.

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    “I know it sounds dumb. But I didn’t go to a foreign country, and I didn’t have a wild summer romance with some hot stranger, and I don’t even think I went swimming or clubbing. I just sat here and felt like shit all summer,” said Isak
    "Uhm. Let's fix that."

    Or: a drunk Isak runs into a strange boy with perfect hair who insists on fixing his boring summer in one night.
    Alternatively: Even spots a drunk Isak and simply MUST take care of him. Aka the Strangers to Lovers one-shot.

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    “You’re after my heart, aren’t you?” said Even, leaning against the bar counter.
    “I thought we had already established that,” Isak smiled.

    Or Even is Isak's favorite bartender and there's some mutual pining involved.

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    “Do you still think love is bullshit?” Isak asked one night with his head lying on Even’s lap, both of them sprawled on their couch.
    It had taken five joints and three beers for his head to end up there. He was a bit high and he just wanted to check. He just wanted to know.
    “I’m not so sure anymore,” said Even.

    Or Isak and Even are friends and roommates who don't believe in love anymore (after they both get dumped by other people) until they do.
    Aka the Friends/Roommates-To-Lovers I've been promising for a while.

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    "Let me guess. You're the type of guy who eats salad," said Isak.
    "Among other things," Even winked.
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    Or Isak doesn't believe in love until he meets the new cashier at the supermarket who makes him realize that vegetables aren't actually that bad.
    aka the salad fic some of you asked for.

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