cuteandtwisted
Fandoms
- SKAM (Norway) (24)
- Ranma 1/2 (1)
- KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) (1)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (1)
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
And sure. Ilya broke his heart in a stuffy Tampa hotel room after that stupid All-Star game. But Shane was past denying himself the scraps that Ilya Rozanov threw his way.
To Shane, it was a lifeline, Ilya’s 'friendship'.
.
Or: Shane is having the worst year of his life. For some reason, his former archrival-with-benefits (?) Ilya Rozanov is there for him through it all. (Because they're friends now. Secret friends who don't kiss. Because friends don't do that).Or: What if Ilya's mom was still alive, and things were different, but mostly the same? AU
-
Tags
Summary
"Is that why you didn't tell them about... me? About, uhm... us?"
"And say what exactly, Ranma?" What even are we?OR, Akane (18) is out late with her new university friends in the bustling city when she bumps into Ranma (18) for the first time since their "sparring session" at the Tendo Dojo all those months ago. For whatever reason, Ranma decides to join their bar-hopping. (it has nothing to do with the guy clearly flirting with Akane, nope)
OR, after a big fight that leaves Akane splintered and wilting, she moves out of Nerima to start university. Ranma gives her space (until he just CAN'T).
-
for you (i'd burn the world to the ground) by cuteandtwisted
Fandoms: รักโคตรร้ายสุดท้ายโคตรรัก | KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
08 Dec 2022
Tags
Summary
"It’s so weird how intense Porsche gets when Khun Kinn is in danger. I mean he’d die for him in a heartbeat!”
“We all would, dumbass. It’s our job, remember?”
“Not to Porsche though. I don't think it's just a job for Porsche."Porsche is Kinn's most vicious bodyguard. Feared by most and respected by all, he flinches at nothing and fears no one.
(And if he feels his knees give out whenever Kinn enters the room, then nobody has to know.)Or: AU where Porsche grew up at the compound after his parents died serving the main family and spent his childhood/teenage years annoying his way into Kinn's thoughts (and heart), before an 'incident' turned him into Kinn's most lethal weapon.
This work is COMPLETE
-
Tags
Summary
They both take a step back. Even brings the offending hand to his hot tea cup to stop himself from touching Isak again.
"Habit." Even offers.
"Yeah. Muscle memory.” Isak counters.Isak and Even are exes, "high school sweethearts". Isak has moved on (duh!). Even is almost there.
But then Isak is back in Oslo, invading his office and his thoughts (and his heart), and Even isn't so sure anymore.Or, they both keep forgetting they're no longer lovers, until they no longer need to.
Series
- Part 24 of In Every Universe
-
Tags
Summary
"Isak wonders what color is in Even's eyes. He wonders how someone seemingly so cold can have such warm hands. How someone who won't even look him in the eyes can be so comforting."
Isak and Even are both very quiet, very detached, very lonely, and very broken when they first meet while working at a restaurant. They don't talk a lot, but they develop an odd friendship that nobody understands.
As Isak's feelings deepen for the boy who never smiles and bloom into intense and unconditional love, he realizes they might be more connected than he thinks.
Series
- Part 23 of In Every Universe
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 1,191,990
- Works:
- 24
- Bookmarks:
- 385
Recent bookmarks
-
愛のある場所; river of light (that brings me to you) by survivorsguilt
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
10 Sep 2021
Tags
Summary
A lesson in love is a lesson in swimming. Except for Suguru, it's getting dropped into the deep end with the tide licking at his neck, no kickboard or life preserver keeping him afloat.
(Or: This is how Satoru finds the ocean.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 66,860
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 519
- Kudos:
- 11,140
- Bookmarks:
- 2,572
- Hits:
- 227,976
Bookmarked by cuteandtwisted
17 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Isak and Even talk about the universe, discover new theories and maybe fall in love with each other along the way.
"Sprawled on the cold greasy tiles of the bathroom floor Isak and Even have been exchanging a clumsily rolled joint back and forth, their fingers brushing constantly but eliciting no reaction from either of them whatsoever as their bodies were stuck in the haze of a pseudo-nirvana. "
Series
- Part 1 of Speaking of Nirvana
Bookmarked by cuteandtwisted
11 Jan 2018
-
Burn Down The Disco by TheGirlNoOneKnows5 for cuteandtwisted
Fandoms: SKAM (TV), Black Mirror
01 Jan 2018
Tags
Summary
“The system gains insight as each participant progresses through numerous relationships and uses the gathered data to eventually select an ultimate compatible other," Coach said.
“On your paring day, I know. And it always finds your perfect match,” Isak recited.
“In 99.8% of cases.”
“And I have to go through loads of relationships to find it?”
“That is correct.”
“Great.”
-A 'Black Mirror: Hang The DJ' AU in which Isak and Even decide to rebel against a futuristic dating system that pairs users up with various people in order to find their perfect match. For cuteandtwisted.
Series
- Part 1 of The 99.8%
Bookmarked by cuteandtwisted
01 Jan 2018
-
Tags
Summary
“I was thinking about something...” Isak was serious.
“This is good, for a change…” Even was trying to hide a smile, but failing miserably.
Isak looked at him and rolled his eyes.
“What happened to ‘oh Isak, you are such a genius and smart guy. Oh, how intelligent you are. Oh, your scientific talk turns me on so much’. Who the fuck gets turned on hearing scientific crap? You are such a weirdo”.
“Ah, so this is me talking? First of all, I don't say ‘Oh Isak’. I'm not some Jane Austen’s character. Second, I'm not ashamed of your scientific crap turning me on and I know that you deliberately use that on me all the time.”
“Its because I'm the master of deliberately using scientific talk” Isak said cockily.
Bookmarked by cuteandtwisted
20 Aug 2017
-
Tags
Summary
Isak wakes up to ten strange texts from Eskild and three missed calls from his manager. He's almost worried someone has died until the screenshot comes in.
Even Bech Næsheim had tweeted about him.
{!AU in which Even is an internationally famous singer and Isak is an up and coming model he finds on twitter, a.k.a based off of the iconic Zara Larsson)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,389
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 182
- Kudos:
- 1,562
- Bookmarks:
- 319
- Hits:
- 29,049
Bookmarked by cuteandtwisted
12 Jul 2017