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“Your wife?” He turned his eyes to Elide again. “Oh, niece, tell me you are not still playing this ridiculous part. It is beyond credibility at this point. You, married to him? I’ve heard your tall-tales before—but this repeat certainly leaves them all in the dust.”
Elide let him laugh himself out before she brought her fisted hands in front of her, out from behind her back. Then opened them. Peered at the sapphire gem mounted atop the small gold band on her fourth finger (“Your ‘something blue’,” Aelin’s warm voice echoed in her head).
“I’m surprised you didn’t feel the ring when he broke your nose.”
-Or: Elorcan Fake Married to Real Married, because Someone (aka SJM) couldn't bother to give them an on page wedding (so I had to write it myself)
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Just One Yesterday by cyaneidae for Leggies
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Feb 2020
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"...I had the weirdest dreams while I was asleep," he says.
"I know you did. While you were awake, too. I was in one of them," she says, her face looking lighter and decidedly more amused now.
"...were you? I can't remember that one."
"You..." and she pauses, clearly contemplating if she should continue with her train of thought. "You thought I was someone you cared deeply about. Which, clearly, was a strange dream for your brain to conjure up. Even if it was influenced by sedative medications."
Or: Armitage Hux Catches a Surgical -Itis And Has Crazy Post-Anesthesia Dreams
Or or: prequel #2 (really ficlet #0.5 in the "Hold Me Tight Or Don't" chronological timeline)...or can be seen as a standalone fic, reallySeries
- Part 4 of Hold Me Tight Or Don't
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Hum Hallelujah by cyaneidae
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
02 Feb 2020
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--And he thinks, I don't love it. But I love you.
That's merely the start.
Or: Armitage Hux Catches Feelings (Against His Will)
Or or: "The Kids Aren't Alright" prequel #1Series
- Part 3 of Hold Me Tight Or Don't
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Where Did The Party Go by cyaneidae
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Jan 2020
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"...Armitage is going to absolutely lose his mind over this."
"He'll get over it."
Or: Rose Loves All Her Force Sensitive Children And Also Her Completely Stressed Out Husband.
Or or: "The Kids Aren't Alright" companion/sequel, this time with Rose POV.Series
- Part 2 of Hold Me Tight Or Don't
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The Kids Aren't Alright by cyaneidae
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Jan 2020
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Given everything the galaxy had thrown at him, Armitage Hux should not have been surprised that, when he had children (which was surprising), his kid would, of course, be kriffin' Force sensitive.
Or: Armitage Hux Did Something Awful In Another Life, And The Force Now Lives To Spite Him
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- Part 1 of Hold Me Tight Or Don't
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Hold Me Tight Or Don't by cyaneidae
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
09 Feb 2020
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Gingerrose + Reylo headcanons / families. Because next gen, y'all. (And happily ever after, of course. We ignore TROS and make our own respectable canon!)
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- 13,113
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- 4
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5+1 collection by cyaneidae
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
22 Dec 2019
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5+1 format + characters of the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy.
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- 9,970
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I Wanna Dance With Somebody by cyaneidae
Fandom: Black Panther (2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
08 May 2018
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Shuri/Bucky ficlets, because I am head over heels for this lifeboat of a ship and I will write what I want to read, dammit.
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- 1,833
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Bookmarked by cyaneidae
01 Jun 2025
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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Bookmarked by cyaneidae
31 May 2025
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It isn't often Hermione Granger does stupid things, but making up a boyfriend to avoid pity from her ex and saying she'll bring the made up man to a couple's getaway certainly could be classified as one of her stupider moments. Enter Draco Malfoy, who suggests an arrangement: they pose as a couple long enough for her to keep her pride, and for him to better the Malfoy name by dating a war heroine. What could go wrong?
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Bookmarked by cyaneidae
31 May 2025
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Half Moon by vuas
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Nov 2022
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“Hello, darling.”
It is the wolf that speaks at first with a deep, spit-wet growl; but when Galadriel’s eyes adjust to the bleak starlight, the monster she seeks is human Halbrand again, leaning against a tree that quivers with fear. His eyes are bright and reflective as fiery opals, shining back at her where the rest of his body remains edgeless, smudged in nightshadow.
Her arrow points at where the hollow of his throat should be, but it does not spring through the air as she hoped.
“Tresspasser,” she acknowledges.
Or: Celebrian gets lost in the woods. Her father brings her home.
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- Part 1 of Half-Moon
Bookmarked by cyaneidae
16 May 2024
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Flower Moon by vuas
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 May 2024
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In the shadow of the mountain, the Dark Lord waits for her, perched back on a rock, eyes closed and hands clasped across his middle as if only resting—he cracks one golden eye as her bow draws tight, the string quivering between Celebrian’s pinched fingers.
“You,” he says wryly, “are very much like your mother.”
Or: Sequel to Half-Moon. Galadriel falls ill. Celebrian asks her father for help.
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- Part 2 of Half-Moon
Bookmarked by cyaneidae
16 May 2024

