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    Inc. by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    18 Sep 2016

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    Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
    Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
    Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
    Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
    Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies
    Length of Relationship: 4 minutes
    Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

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    01 Oct 2024

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    Fake Sugar by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    08 Oct 2018

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    "I guess," Jungkook pauses momentarily to inhale a deep, bracing breath, "I would just want you to come to my work events and laugh at my jokes and don't correct people if they imply that we're doing it."

    "Having sex, you mean," Jin clarifies gently, and Jungkook chokes on air. If his face was any redder, Jin would insist on taking him to the hospital. Jungkook clears his throat, obviously trying to play off the strangled, choked sound as a casual cough.

    "Yes. Doing... sex."

    (Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.)

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    14 Jan 2024

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    gossamer in the light by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    13 Aug 2021

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    The stranger quirks a smile, his eyes twinkling a little. He’s very cute, actually, but Jimin is hardly concerned with that right now. 

    “Aren’t you going to introduce me?” the man asks expectantly, glancing at Hyungsik.

    “Of course,” Jimin says, turning to face Hyungsik. “How rude of me. Hyungsik, this is my boyfriend.”

    The corners of his mouth twitch. “What?”

    “Yes,” Jimin repeats. “My boyfriend. His name is...” Jimin finds the stranger’s foot with his own and steps on it gently, crushing the toe of his chunky sneaker under his Chelsea boot.

    “Jungkook,” the man says, and it sounds like he’s choking back a laugh. “My name is Jungkook.”

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    15 Sep 2023

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    once, twice (then kiss me once again) by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    01 Jan 2022

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    Seokjin and Hoseok have always been together. They live together, they work together, they eat their illegally obtained coffee cakes on company time together.

    Min Yoongi, local caffeine addict and unknowing heartthrob, was never a part of the plan.

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    15 Sep 2023

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    disco, calypso (it don't matter) by for smiles

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    28 Jul 2016

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    Seokjin didn't ask for any of this. Not for his estranged son Taehyung to suddenly move in and turn Seokjin's orderly life upside down. Certainly not for said son to come with a mentor and dance instructor in the form of the impossibly sunny, annoyingly attractive Jeong Hoseok. Fortunately, the universe doesn't seem to be paying much attention to what Seokjin does and does not ask for.

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    01 Aug 2023