dare_me_not
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Eddie Munson can't wait to never have to plan a valentines day date ever again. But that would be impossible, because he just had to date the one person in all of Hawkins that LOVED love.
It ate at him how much Steve tried to steer away from talking about valentines day, just to placate him and assure him that, he didnt have to plan anything. That hurt him more than the smell of dissapointed omega that was starting to cling to him.
So here he was, in the middle of Malvald's scowling at all the pathetic and cheesey valentines day cards.
Someone sedate him and wake him when its all over.Or the one where Eddie Munson has to put aside his vendetta against Valentines day and all its consumerism marketing bullshit, to give one Steve Harrington the valentines Day he deserves.
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a gift of careful construction by yellow_crayon
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
14 Aug 2026
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“I’m with child,” Aerion said cooly. “So no, my dear Daeron, I am not getting fat. I am merely eating for two.”
“Child?” The dumb creature he had let into his bed asked blankly, “where?”
Duncan’s armor creaked as he bent and peered under the heavy table. Daeron sucked in a sharp breath.
“What madman was stupid enough to stick their cock in you?”
A booming thunk as the table rattled on its legs. Duncan let out a muffled curse and crawled back out. Color had drained from his face. Aerion ignored his quiet panicked attempts to catch his gaze and selected another grape from the offerings, red this time.
Aegon jumped up onto his chair, bald little head cocked to the side. “Are you— truly?”
“Oh, Father is going to kill you,” Daeron observed as he snatched a goblet and filled it with light summer wine. “After he flays the skin from the man that seeded you.”
(Or the countdown for Dunk's impending demise by Maekar's mace.)
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