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Wanted: Fake Boyfriend for Family Dinner. Piss off my parents and get a free, home cooked meal! by ChaoticFairy (Amanda908565)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Oct 2025
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Izuku Midoriya didn't mean to get married. He just wanted to piss off his mom.
A fake Craigslist ad for a boyfriend seemed like the perfect way to ruin another uncomfortable dinner. He expected trolls, maybe a scam or two. Not… whatever this was.
It was supposed to be a joke.
It’s getting harder to remember that.
(He didn't think either of them wanted to.)"I think I'm in love. Marry me."
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"Come on, Midoriya, think about it. Showing up to the family dinner with a surprise husband in tow? Someone they've never met – never even heard about? Who's…" he cleared his throat, glancing away for a moment with pursed lips, "at least twice your age?"
Izuku considered it. He hated that he was considering it.
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01 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter and the Unsolicited Mate Bond by Hocus_pocus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
09 Oct 2025
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After Prom, as Bella chooses to stay with Edward inspite of the warning sent through Jacob, Billy Black grows increasingly concerned, writes a letter to a wizard he met once in the '70s—a bloke named Sirius Black with a motorcycle, a bad attitude, and a theory about ancient family magic. He wasn't sure he would even get a reply. Especially not from a magical, immortal, emotionally unavailable godson.
When the letter meant for Sirius ends up at the dusty doorstep of Grimmauld Place, Harry—traumatized, retired, and very much done with wizard drama—decides to answer . He heads to Forks, Washington to do a favour for Sirius's long lost relative: keep an eye on some girl dating a vampire.
What he doesn’t expect is for one dangerously intense vampire named Jasper Hale to takes one look at Harry and short-circuit.
Congrats, Harry. You’ve just been mate-bonded to a vampire. Damn his Potter luck.
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- Part 1 of Till Death Do Us Part
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12 Oct 2025
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AU-Canon Divergence:
King Paimon of the Ars Goetia had his son’s entire future planned out. He found him a wife when he was ten, taught him how to use the spells out of his grimoire, and raised him to be a proper prince. True, Paimon did it because that was the expectation as the father of a Goetia prince, but also because it made taking care of this annoying little owl a Hell of a lot easier. All Paimon had to do was sit back and let the action take its course.
That was until a month before Stolas’ wedding.
They had one month to go, one fucking month when Paimon stumbled upon his son making a goddamn nest in the goddamn greenhouse.
Story written for StolustWeek, told over seven days using seven prompts.
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23 Sep 2025
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Ever since he turned 17, Harry Potter has been having strange dreams of a life spent as the lover of an ancient Pharaoh. When Bill reaches out to him for assistance in opening a recently discovered tomb the burial chamber of which has been sealed with Parseltongue, the newly graduated Gryffindor begins to think there might be more to his dreams than meets the eye. After all, the murderous mummy they've unwittingly set free seems pretty convinced that he's the reincarnation of his consort.
A story of loops in time and a doomed effort to save a monster's soul.
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19 Sep 2025
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fruc·ti·fy - make (something) fruitful or productive.
/ˈfrəktəˌfī/Putting on a face of superior arrogance that had always served him well in the past, Alastor folded his arms over his chest and looked down his nose at Lucifer, “Well then! I suppose I’d like to see what the King of Hell has to offer, though I don’t promise to be impressed.”
When Lucifer laughed this time, it sounded somewhat less warm and merry than it had before, a note of dark promise caressing his chesty tenor, “Oh, Bambi. You’ll be lucky to remember your name by the time we’re through.”
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09 Sep 2025