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Wanted: Fake Boyfriend for Family Dinner. Piss off my parents and get a free, home cooked meal! by ChaoticFairy (Amanda908565)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Oct 2025
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Izuku Midoriya didn't mean to get married. He just wanted to piss off his mom.
A fake Craigslist ad for a boyfriend seemed like the perfect way to ruin another uncomfortable dinner. He expected trolls, maybe a scam or two. Not… whatever this was.
It was supposed to be a joke.
It’s getting harder to remember that.
(He didn't think either of them wanted to.)"I think I'm in love. Marry me."
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"Come on, Midoriya, think about it. Showing up to the family dinner with a surprise husband in tow? Someone they've never met – never even heard about? Who's…" he cleared his throat, glancing away for a moment with pursed lips, "at least twice your age?"
Izuku considered it. He hated that he was considering it.
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- 36,475
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- 10/13
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01 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter and the Unsolicited Mate Bond by Hocus_pocus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
09 Oct 2025
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After Prom, as Bella chooses to stay with Edward inspite of the warning sent through Jacob, Billy Black grows increasingly concerned, writes a letter to a wizard he met once in the '70s—a bloke named Sirius Black with a motorcycle, a bad attitude, and a theory about ancient family magic. He wasn't sure he would even get a reply. Especially not from a magical, immortal, emotionally unavailable godson.
When the letter meant for Sirius ends up at the dusty doorstep of Grimmauld Place, Harry—traumatized, retired, and very much done with wizard drama—decides to answer . He heads to Forks, Washington to do a favour for Sirius's long lost relative: keep an eye on some girl dating a vampire.
What he doesn’t expect is for one dangerously intense vampire named Jasper Hale to takes one look at Harry and short-circuit.
Congrats, Harry. You’ve just been mate-bonded to a vampire. Damn his Potter luck.
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- Part 1 of Till Death Do Us Part
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- English
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- 146,634
- Chapters:
- 18/18
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- 5
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12 Oct 2025
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AU-Canon Divergence:
King Paimon of the Ars Goetia had his son’s entire future planned out. He found him a wife when he was ten, taught him how to use the spells out of his grimoire, and raised him to be a proper prince. True, Paimon did it because that was the expectation as the father of a Goetia prince, but also because it made taking care of this annoying little owl a Hell of a lot easier. All Paimon had to do was sit back and let the action take its course.
That was until a month before Stolas’ wedding.
They had one month to go, one fucking month when Paimon stumbled upon his son making a goddamn nest in the goddamn greenhouse.
Story written for StolustWeek, told over seven days using seven prompts.
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- Part 1 of Known
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- English
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- 20,909
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- 7/7
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23 Sep 2025
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Ever since he turned 17, Harry Potter has been having strange dreams of a life spent as the lover of an ancient Pharaoh. When Bill reaches out to him for assistance in opening a recently discovered tomb the burial chamber of which has been sealed with Parseltongue, the newly graduated Gryffindor begins to think there might be more to his dreams than meets the eye. After all, the murderous mummy they've unwittingly set free seems pretty convinced that he's the reincarnation of his consort.
A story of loops in time and a doomed effort to save a monster's soul.
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- 74,088
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- 19/?
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19 Sep 2025
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fruc·ti·fy - make (something) fruitful or productive.
/ˈfrəktəˌfī/Putting on a face of superior arrogance that had always served him well in the past, Alastor folded his arms over his chest and looked down his nose at Lucifer, “Well then! I suppose I’d like to see what the King of Hell has to offer, though I don’t promise to be impressed.”
When Lucifer laughed this time, it sounded somewhat less warm and merry than it had before, a note of dark promise caressing his chesty tenor, “Oh, Bambi. You’ll be lucky to remember your name by the time we’re through.”
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- 8/8
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09 Sep 2025
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Stolas didn't marry Stella. Instead he chose exile with Blitzø, the demon he's loved since he was eleven years old.
This is the story of their first year of marriage.
Sequel to "My Best Friend's Stupid Fucking Arranged Marriage." You don't HAVE to read it to read this, but it's a one-shot so you totally should.
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- Part 2 of Choose Me
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- English
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- 73,540
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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27 Aug 2025
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The Consort's Gambit by Cordelia Viori (sinnersrejoice), PeachieMomo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Jul 2025
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IMPORTANT NOTE: This fic is currently under revision. Chapters are being heavily edited with a goal of completing the final version by the end of October 2025.
Alastor had always been ambitious, and when an opportunity presents itself after a chance meeting to climb to the highest point he can get in Hell, well, who's he to deny it?
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Court of Hell
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- English
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- 91,780
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- 24/24
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02 Aug 2025
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"I’m only two minutes late!” Izuku protested. Had he missed the start of an important test? None of the national, standardized tests were supposed to happen this month and even being two minutes late to one of those wouldn’t elicit this sort of reaction. They were discussing their career interest forms today, but that was it. Nothing time-critical was supposed to be happening.
“Midoriya, you were reported missing a week ago. No one has seen you for eight days. The police have been combing the city for you.”
"I’m sorry. What?”
Midoriya Izuku went missing for a week and turned up in a back alleyway with skills he's never even heard of and no memory of how he came by them. He resigns himself to never learning the truth of what happened to him, but he shouldn't waste this chance should he? He could become a hero with reflexes like these.
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- Part 1 of Switchblade
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- English
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- 333,816
- Chapters:
- 92/92
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23 Jul 2025
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Adam and Alastor made a deal. If Adam could break the chains of Alastor's contract within five minutes, then Alastor would go on as many dates as Adam wanted.
Alastor never anticipated that Adam would actually be capable of breaking the chains. Now, he's trapped in a new deal that forces him to go on dates with one of the least compatible people he knows.
There must be some way out of this deal or a way he can use it to his advantage. There must be.
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- Part 2 of Dealin' Dates
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- English
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- 55,639
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- 17/17
- Comments:
- 485
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25 May 2025
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“Salutations, God of the Underworld! Let me stay in your realm!”
The myth of Persephone’s kidnapping by Hades may have taken a few liberties. In fact, more than a few.
In which Alastor, God of Spring, deigns to grace Lucifer, God of the Underworld, with his unwanted presence. And as depressed and lonely as he is, Lucifer is still not sure this is a good idea. For Man and Godkind, that is. Meanwhile, Alastor, hoping for some entertainment, finds more to do than he bargained for.
(Greek Gods AU, based loosely on fanart)
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- 289,989
- Chapters:
- 50/50
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10 May 2025
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To Be the Perfect Angel, Some Sin Must Be Done by eternalscout
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Dec 2024
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*slaps roof of series* This bad boy can fit so much unhinged nonsense in it!
Including (but not limited to):
- RadioApple
- Swapping POV
- Low stakes, lighthearted hijinks
- Idiots falling in love
- Elements of BDSMStarted as a oneshot, but has gotten wildly out of hand. *gestures helplessly to word count*
Series title inspired by All Eyes On Me by OR3O.
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06 May 2025
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Oracle by Miss Anne Thropy (Rahndom)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Oct 2025
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Midoriya Izuku always wanted to have a quirk, to be a hero, to make a change.
Until he realizes he did do all that once, a lifetime ago, and paid for it with his life.
(In which Izuku's quirk allows him to remember his past life and it becomes his driving force to become a hero and mend the mistakes of the people from his past.)
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- Part 1 of Oracle AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 180,535
- Chapters:
- 54/?
- Collections:
- 13
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- 1,587
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15 Jan 2025
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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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- 92,693
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- 26/?
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- 57
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14 Jan 2025
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Lucifer is a predator who's been looking for someone to be with for a long time. He's just about given up as it seems nobody will accept a snake like him, when he meets a strange woman who's hell bent on setting him up with her son.
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- 24/24
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31 Dec 2024
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Determined to win back Charlie’s love and respect, Lucifer agrees to participate in her team-building baking contest. Baking really isn't his forte, and he's not even allowed to use any magic. However, having to team up with Alastor really takes the cake. Although the demon does look quite fetching in his apron. Oh no!
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Alastor’s attempt to bully Lucifer out of Charlie’s life backfires spectacularly. Even so, he soon comes to enjoy pushing Lucifer’s buttons and turning up the heat. Until things get complicated and Alastor finds himself entangled in a web of politics, lies and betrayals.
Both POVs.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 75,907
- Chapters:
- 38/38
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- 703
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26 Dec 2024
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09 Dec 2024
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Kami stared down at the scene in front of her in shock. No way had Natsu just mated with the wrong girl, no flipping way!
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28 Nov 2024
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“This is BULLSHIT,” Blitzø shouted, kicking the wall. Unfortunately, the wall was stronger than his hoof, and all he ended up doing was hurting himself. God damn it. Why was Moxxie and Millie's garage wall so hard? It was a great place to rehearse but damn, it was like reinforced with steel or some shit. “Also fuck this wall,” he added, hopping on his uninjured hoof.
“Come on, B. It ain't so bad,” Millie, his drummer chipped in. “He's handsome and famous! What's wrong with that?”
The band IMP gets a once in a lifetime chance to record a song with Stolas Ars, a wildly famous, but lonely pop star. Blitzø is sure that working with a vapid popstar is going to be a waste of his time, and Stolas just wants to finish his contracted albums and get out of the spotlight. Neither of them expect to fall in love.
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29 Sep 2024
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Tales From the Court of Hell by Cordelia Viori (sinnersrejoice), PeachieMomo, sinnersrejoice
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
28 Jul 2025
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- 153,044
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- 2
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28 Aug 2024
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Charlie is happy to count with the help of her dad on her hotel. While talking to him, Charlie wants to hear more and more how her parents met, how they had her, when they found out they were in love with each other. Alastor and Lucifer are always willing to answer her questions.
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- Part 1 of Arranged Marriage AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 158,574
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Comments:
- 383
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- 1,113
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- 33,397
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22 Aug 2024