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  • 刀剑乱舞-躯体是囚禁灵魂的牢笼（大妓院文学） by

    Fandoms: 刀剑乱舞  

    17 Aug 2021

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    对哲学的热爱令我开坑黄文。
    本意很文艺，概念很哲学，依旧改变不了这个文本质是小黄文而且是大妓院文学的事实。
    问就是人类的本质就是搞黄色。

    人外主角，左右不固定。全员乱交。
    确定的是所有的刀刀都会被审神者至少艹一次，因为对祂来说这是建立连接的一种方式，而非获得快感或者交配的含义。不过的确能够体会到快感，艹的很开心。
    被艹过一次的刀会理所当然的觉得交配=普通的交流方式，和握手拥抱一样普通，所以刀刀们互相也会做。总之就是乱交。包括但不限于石青，三日鹤，鹤三日，鹤一期，小狐三日，三条家乱交，一期和弟弟们，藤四郎乱交等等等等……
    每把刀本身会有左右偏向，比如某某比起抱人更喜欢被抱，尤其被婶婶抱。但大家都可以互攻。

    道具会有，审神者可以性转，刀刀应该不会。多人p会有，二插一，一插n，一插一插一之类的叠叠乐应该也会有很多。

    总之就是各位刀刀和他们的审神者，理所当然的在本丸中用交配的方式来交流，谈话，放松，社交的，大妓院文学！！大妓院文学好耶！！！
    走肾也走心！但是没有目前社会普遍意义上所描述的爱情。亲情友情都有而且都可以通过交配加深。是这样的一个故事。大家都很可爱很快乐，并不是细思恐极的故事，么得黑暗本丸。就酱。就是甜蜜蜜的肉！！！

     

    不喜脏话和侮辱、强迫性行为。也不会有对外人/路人的doi。虽然交配=交流但他们对陌生人不会有这种深刻交流，浅薄的语言足以。
    呜呜呜为什么杂食就是人下人互攻就是狗中狗，我不服，我就要大妓院文学！！没得吃我就自己割肉！！！

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    Whoops, time to break out the body-dissolving acid by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    14 Oct 2023

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    Dying was natural. If there was anything natural about being beaten to death by a clown with a crowbar and blown up. Coming back to life was less natural, but not unheard of. Jason would personally not recommend having to dig your way out of your grave, but whatever universe-controlling entity that was running this show didn’t seem to care for his opinions.

    Dying twice was just a natural consequence of his resurrection. Sure, he’d expected to be kicking around for more than a year or so after his miraculous return, but he supposed accidentally spooking a tiny assassin child and getting stabbed to death was a funny enough way to go. His life was a joke after all.

    Now, coming back to life a second time was completely unexpected.

    (A Titans Tower AU where Death doesn’t seem to stick for Jason Todd anymore, but Tim doesn’t know that when he accidentally kills him.)

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    《逆转》指定番外 by

    Fandoms: 逆转  

    02 Oct 2019

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    10 Oct 2024

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    猴子也能懂的《疯癫与文明》 by

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    04 Aug 2022

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    本译文旨在把学究式的白痴辩经翻译成人话，译者的宗旨是让读者体会到写书的人有多么脱离现实、脱离广大人民群众。不在译文中吐槽只是为了文章严谨需要。译者希望包括译者在内的广大人民群众也能读懂哲学名著，并对这些白痴哲学家的白痴理念加以批判。

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    05 May 2022

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    巧可皇后 by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    28 Jul 2022

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    之前发过的白雪公主paro脑洞。
    All凯亚，PWP换头文学，ABO，除了凯亚O之外全员皆A。

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    02 May 2022

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    【夏五】蛇牙 by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)  

    04 Feb 2021

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    哨兵x哨兵

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    08 Mar 2021