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“There is absolutely no way you love that thing..” Jen said.
“I don't..”
“She's a creepy little lurker, fucking freak, and-”
“One more word and I will slit your throat with her dagger before you could take another breath”
Jen stood dumbfounded, looking at the others in disbelief they didn't hear the exchange. However, the little giggle behind her told Jen one person had.
“What is so funny, freak?” Jen asked.
Rio didn't say a word, just a smile and wide eyes. A little hop in her step, skipping away with a whistle. She caught up with Agatha and clung by her side.
“..Psychopaths..” Jen muttered.
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First part into small moments/random short stories I have in my drafts. I'm giving them a home lol
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Professor Vidal has always hated Professor Harkness. Agatha's teaching style was wild, chaotic, a party for each class. Rio on the other hand felt a classroom was a sacred space to learn. Not to have dance parties or comedy shows in. The two were opposites, enemies in each other's eyes.
However, one night- Rio finds herself crying in the ice cream aisle after being stood up by her date. To make matters worse? Agatha Harkness finds her there.
Little did Rio know, the best years of her life stood in that aisle with her...
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A small few chapter AU fic:)
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“Rio..please don't say all this cereal is so you-”
“If I give them Fruity Pebbles..” Rio started.
Don’t say it.
Agatha closed her eyes, shook her head. “Rio-”
“Then they can give me the rocks they collect!” She grinned.
Shit. She said it.
Agatha sighed, hands up with a little laugh. “Why am I not surprised?”
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Little AU one shot of Rio exchanging over hundred boxes of cereal for rocks. Yes. You read that right. Fruity Pebbles...for rocks...
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“I'm serious,” Rio said.
Agatha hummed. “Sure you are”
“I am”
“Not arguing it” She shrugged.
“I can hear it in your voice, Agatha. I know you don't believe me”
“Well..” The woman rasped. “Prove it”
Rio gulped, clenching her fist as she looked around the crowded bar. Secluded in their own corner, but eyes still close enough to spot them. Was she insane? Was she seriously about to fuck the ex she still was heartbroken over? All because they matched on Tinder?
“Fuck me right here. Pull my skirt up, feel how soaked I am, and fuck me”
'I'm insane.'
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Rockstar Rio Vidal matches on Tinder with her ex-girlfriend, law student, Agatha Harkness...how can this go wrong?
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“Mom..” Nicky whispered.
“You’re..” Agatha stammered, finger pointing as she harshly whispered. “Don’t tell me you-”
“Death junior?” He stepped forward with a little grin. “That’s the nickname mother has for me”
Agatha turned to face him completely. Her look conflicted between distraught and relief at once. Rio barely crossed her mind, too busy taking in the sight of her little boy now grown into a young man. How he wore a version of his mother’s outfit. Wore a smile that still reflected the same one he used to give her. Her son stood as a form of Death. How could she accept this?
“I..the way you passed, Mom. If I could go kill those men myself without breaking the rules..I’d do it” He said. “Not that I’m not happy to have you here. I’ve missed you dearly, just-”
“Shut up and get over here” Agatha cut him off.
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Little cutesy AU one shot about how Agatha died, Nicky reaped her soul, and a glimpse into their life afterwards together.
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- Part 1 of Death Welcomes You Home
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How did this happen?
Rio’s answer: “Agatha fucking Harkness.”
Agatha’s: “My big dick energy.”
Adults. This is what Billy has to deal with: centuries old and extant from the beginning of time “adults.”
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- Part 1 of Death, the Magician, and the Holy Spirit
- Part 3 of Ghosts of a Tale
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16 Sep 2025