7 Bookmarks by definitelynotpenny
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pinky (1:02)
im divorcing u
dont even
talk to the mf handthumb (1:02)
were not fucking married idiot
how r u gon divorce mepinky (1:02)
try me jackass-
Basically that AU where the ship gets married at an unusually young age, and use that as a means for flirting. (Except this time, it’s used as a means for divorce!)
Bookmarked by definitelynotpenny
04 Dec 2025
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Hen stares at Buck for a long moment, then turns on her heel to walk upstairs. “Chim! Did you know that Peanut is a human child and not a small animal?”
“Buck’s Peanut?” Chim calls back, leaning over the railing. “No? Is she not a dog?”
“No!” Buck replies. “She’s a preschooler!”OR: At 22, Buck got one of his hookups pregnant and decided to keep the baby himself rather than let her be put up for adoption. At 26, he joined the 118. You know the rest, right?
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- Part 1 of we can never know (WWOT + splinter AUs)
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- English
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- 112,809
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- 13/13
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Bookmarked by definitelynotpenny
01 Nov 2025
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“H-Hey!” Lance hoists up his rifle. “Look, I know you guys are all about mystery, but if you’re going to drag me around I need a name. Coran makes us write these reports, and—anyway, what do I call you?”
The fighter doesn’t break his sprint.
Lance pops an approaching climber off the side of the building with a blast to the stomach. He doesn’t watch them go careening down. “You’re kind of small for a Blade, so maybe Tiny? Shortstack? Shrimpman? Do you guys have, like, school ID numbers?”
No response except the squelch of a sword sinking into flesh and being pulled back out. They’re almost at the top of the stairs. “You’re also real quiet. Maybe…Mr. Sneaky? Ninja? Samura— ah, um. Rogue?”
The Blade stutters to a stop, masked eyes flashing over Lance for only a second. It could have been anything, but so far he’s had nothing, so Lance grasps it with both hands. “Rogue! Awesome. So, I’ll ask again, where in Altea’s name are we going?”
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22 Oct 2025
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Post Lawsuit
Buck returns to work
On the outs with the 118
Buck learns he has a teenage daughterSeries
- Part 3 of All Based In The Lawsuit Era
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- English
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- 21,206
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 1
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Bookmarked by definitelynotpenny
10 Sep 2025
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“One one eight?” Buck breathes. “You’re with the 118?”
The phone beeps.
“…Bobby?”
The phone beeps once. The line goes dead.
Or, two cops and five firefighters break a man out of an underground lab. Bobby Lives. Buddie Canon.
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15 Aug 2025
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Maddie
YEAHChimney
WHAT??Hen
She’s saying we all ‘buy’ tickets for the planetarium
But in reality the only two who buy tickets are Buck and Eddie
And then we cancel last minute
And they HAVE to go all aloneMaddie
!!!or
the 118 and co keep making plans and then backing out in an attempt to get buck and eddie alone in a dating setting.
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25 Jul 2025
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r/offmychest
u/chris_skywalker • 57dmy (m13) dad’s best friend (m31) is dating an ugly old hag when he should be dating my dad (m33)
where do i even start omg…
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OR Christopher takes out his frustrations with Buck and Eddie on Reddit.
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- Part 1 of reddit fics <3
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,575
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 13
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Bookmarked by definitelynotpenny
21 Jul 2025