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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    “This is between us. You and me. Not that I’m surprised by your piss-poor quadrant etiquette, but not all of us here subscribe to the abhorrent practice of smearing our pitch proclivities all over our fucking matespritships, okay?”

    The Karkat in the mirror rolls his eyes theatrically. “Oh, you have got to be kidd—"

    “Any more!” Karkat snaps.

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    22 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Dave and Karkat have a long overdue, late-night discussion about the upcoming final battle (and lots of other things, too).

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    22 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    "The, uh, washer's done," Gordon says, shuffling his feet and squinting at him. His eyebrows knit like he's solving a problem.

    "sure is," Benrey says without verifying whether or not it's true. Another disjointed blink.

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    02 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Tired of being defeated in battle, V2 decides to resort to hacking to finally defeat V1. The hack is successful. The defeat, not so much.

    Porn with semi-detailed descriptions of hacking in lieu of plot. Set sometime after 1-4.

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    25 Feb 2025

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    Spiritual Successor to "It Came From the Vents." Gordon Freeman has spent three years trying to stabilize the AIs he befriended after a disastrous end to a military project. He's stolen company property, ignored his family, and neglected himself in hopes of success. Now that he's made progress, it's becoming increasingly apparent that one of the AIs in question may not be a program at all. No one can say for certain what this revelation will lead to, but one thing's for sure: HR is going to have a field day with this one.

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    21 Dec 2024