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“What,” Thomas says, grabbing the phone out of Minho’s hands despite his protests, “is so much more important that…what the hell is this?”
He finds himself looking at some kind of group chat between his friends, if all the messages displayed are anything to go by. At the top of the screen, the conversation’s name is prominently displayed: IDIOTS IN LOVE. Thomas’ eyebrows furrow together, and he reads through the last few lines sent, his confusion only growing.
Minho (October 4, 4:43 PM): False alarm, guys. He hasn’t realized it yet.
Gally (October 4, 4:44 PM): Jesus. How clueless can one person be???
Teresa (October 4, 4:44 PM): That idiot.
Thomas looks up at Minho in disbelief. “You guys have a group chat about me and Newt?”
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11 Jan 2026
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It's a braid thing (you wouldn't understand) by authoressjean
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Nov 2013
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After the last near "tragedy" (or so the dwarves are calling it, Bilbo's about done with them), Bilbo doesn't cut his hair and instead lets it go long. Except now, now he's almost home, his dwarves insisting on escorting him back, and he's got long hair he doesn't know what to do with.
When Thorin offers to braid his hair, Bilbo reluctantly agrees, if just to have something to remember the dwarf by.
Except it doesn't do Thorin any favors. Bilbo was already attractive enough, and now there are braids. In his hair.
And if Fili and Kili don't stop snickering, Thorin's content to return to Erebor without his heirs.
Prompt fic. One-shot. Sort of.
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26 Dec 2025
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You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
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The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
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26 Dec 2025
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alternative scenes, extras, and outtakes from black mass
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- Part 1 of HIGHWAY NINETY
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22 Dec 2025
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“What do you want me to do?” Remus says, tiredly. All he wants is to curl up on his bed. Smoke a pack of cigarettes. Get drunk. He can’t stop looking at Harry.
“Remus...” Dumbledore is gentle. Remus hates when he has that tone. Hates that he knows it will hurt. “There is no one else left.”
A bitter laugh escapes him. “So you’ll curse the poor thing with a werewolf for a guardian?”
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21 Dec 2025