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    Getting accepted into 'New Ebbot Monsters and Mortals University' seemed like a dream come true... at least until you see what the rent around there is. When an old friend reaches out with a place to stay, how can you say no? All she wants for rent is for you to keep the place tidy and cook meals every so often. Even when her roommates turn out to be her boyfriends, and her boyfriends turn out to have some weird hatred of you, staying in a goddamned mansion is a great deal. So long as you stay kind, you know you'll win them over.

    Right?

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    04 Aug 2022

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    You were a simple med student until the night you found a monster bleeding out against the side of your apartment building. Following your oath to first do no harm despite not being a doctor yet, you take him in and try to care for his wounds. Little did you know he was a member of the Serif Family Mafia and to makes matters worse...

    He was the one in charge.

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    17 Nov 2021

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    i love thissssssss so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    Life just couldn't give you a break, huh? If it's not paying for your parents dept to the gang, then it was being harassed at work. After a fun trip down a one-way alley, a horrid night leads to meeting a group of skeletons. What's this? Two of them want to hire you? As a maid? Well, what more do you have to lose?

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    30 Oct 2021

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    WAHHHHH AWESOME I LOVE I LOVE

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    When you were growing up, you didn't think you'd be living underground, falling for a living skeleton, or be a skeleton yourself, but... here you are! A camping trip gone awry has sent your life in a direction that you weren't one bit prepared for, thanks to a change in the Barrier that happened years ago, when the last human was able to leave. Being a monster and having the SOUL of one means there isn't a way out, but the more you grow used to your new life and make new companions... you doubt that's really a bad thing. Besides, can the surface say it has enchanted flowers, or sinks you need a ladder to use?

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    17 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    All your thoughts had run dry. You had nothing to think about anymore.
    ~One day it will open.
    One day it will open~
    What color are trees? Colors, How many are there?
    You've been here for so long. So very, very long.
    Longer still.
    Standing.
    Watching the white door hoping one day it will open.
    Out of all the skeletal monsters in your village, why did the humans take you? Out of everyone, hundreds... Thousands! Why. You?
    You weren't special.
    ~One day it will open.
    One day it will open.~
    You didn't want to be.
    What color are trees?
    Standing~
    For hours, watching the white door hoping one day it will open and you could leave this place... Could you leave this place?
    One day it will open...
    One day it will open..
    One day it will open.
    One day it will open.
    One day~
    ~It opened.
    Colors.

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    06 Jun 2021