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URGENT: is it a problem if i have a problem with the implications of hybrid production. this is very important so can you call me back? thanks. this is phainon, in case you deleted my number by dirtmemer
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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The problem with Phainon is that—well. There's actually no problem with Phainon, if you discount the fact that he works six days a week and spends his single day off being on-call; his intertwining savior-hero-martyr complex (according to Cyrene); his ugly rusted beat-up truck (according to Hyacine); his general demeanor and boring lifestyle (according to Cipher).
In which Phainon has an ethical crisis.
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lesson one: always bite the hand that feeds you by dirtmemer for Ha_Xici
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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At some point all Phainon was able to think about was Mydei's mouth, wet with blood, imagining the drag of it down Phainon's jugular, the heat of it against Phainon's lips—a sure sign of abundant blunt force trauma to the brain. Mydei spat in his eye, Phainon elbowed Mydei's windpipe, and so on and so forth. Then Phainon opened his mouth and said: "I bet you won't win against me this round," which Mydei replied: "With what?" and Phainon joked: "My dignity." Mydei's laugh was rough, feral. He said: "Deal."
In which Phainon learns how to bite.
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the lion does not concern himself with the follies of prey by dirtmemer
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
17 Jun 2025
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Mydei, to the testament of his great willpower and patience, has never spoken up when his soldiers openly eye the giant patches of sickly green and orange Phainon likes to leave on his neck, opting to merely close his eyes and count to ten, tail twisting in the air behind him, after which his men wisely make themselves scarce.
The line between predator and prey is a fine one.
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it’s so over, no it actually is so over - a riveting statement from marty alien stage by dirtmemer for crunchdog
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
26 Dec 2024
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Ivan doesn’t return the next day. Or the next, or the next, or the next. Till bundles himself with all their blankets at night, cold beyond belief. The lack of weight on the mattress is discomforting. No missed calls. Ten messages in the band’s group chat, all from Acorn. One message, from Sua. What did you do?
Till and Ivan work on their relationship.
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respiration, olfaction, sense by dirtmemer for nyankou5
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
05 Oct 2024
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Ivan had minimal flaws. None that were significant enough for Unsha to care. The biggest one was his pheromone blindness, but Unsha thought of it as an advantage for Ivan, widening the potential scope of his career aspects.
Ivan meets Till in a dingy bar. It changes his life forever.
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on the blessing (or curse) of being in love by dirtmemer
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Feb 2021
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“Found you,” says Blade, the corner of his mouth upturned in a feral grin.
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time update this and take a crack at finishing it. (Links and Images are in, the new Audio and Video tags are not.)
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
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07 Aug 2023
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Abruptly, Zhongli feels displaced, eating a dish he created, but cannot recognise, like someone had dropped him in a Liyue that he hadn’t spent the last thousand years safeguarding. Zhongli spends the rest of his meal ruminating on that piece of Jueyun chili: that very sharp, very cutting pain descended from a genome that is already extinct.
“And is that not enough?” Childe asks. “Isn’t it enough to just do what you can?”
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Ai takes a few days to run a necessary update. Syo takes a few days to have a crisis.
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Syo illegally downloads a boyfriend.