disjointed_symphony
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Edward Elric Cockshots Someone, Beats Up a Twelve Year Old Offscreen For Money, and Becomes Sokka's Idol by disjointed_symphony for Smiley5494
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Avatar: The Last Airbender
24 Dec 2023
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Truth makes a deal with Edward Elric—forces him into it, rather—and now Ed's stranded in a world where every single fucking twelve year old he meets is absurdly powerful. Or maybe it's just these specific few.
Either way, he's never been more excited to go home.
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butterflies and their effects by disjointed_symphony for keirai
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Naruto
06 Aug 2023
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Chuuya is saddled with a) a teenager with issues, b) a boss with issues, and c) a routine checkup that spirals into interdimensional beings, not necessarily in that order. So, if you had to ask, no, his week isn't going well, and yes, a coffee would be wonderful.
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Hayakawa Aki dies as the monster he’d hated for so long.
And then he wakes up.
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- Part 2 of favs <3
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wherein god is the loneliest of us all by disjointed_symphony
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Dec 2022
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Okkotsu Yuuta and Gojo Satoru are sent on the same mission: to kill a rogue sorcerer, the one who caused hundreds of thousands of casualties in a single night.
But nothing is ever as simple as it sounds.
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- Part 1 of favs <3
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no grave can hold my body down by disjointed_symphony
Fandoms: Naruto, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Sep 2022
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Mitoku is a quirkless twenty-year old man who's made a lot of mistakes in a short lifetime. One day, he's mugged and killed in a back alley. It's the end.
Hours later, Hatake Kakashi gasps to life in a body not his, living within a world unlike anything he's ever seen before. He tries his best to build himself a semblance of a normal life, but Mitoku's problems aren't ones he can ignore. The past is catching up to him. It comes in the form of a tattoo on his shoulder, a child who calls herself his sister, and a fighting ring filled with bloodstained sand.
[or: he is twenty and sixty at the same time, and his existence will derail the future.]
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favs <3 by disjointed_symphony
Fandom Chainsaw Man (Manga), Naruto, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
16 Feb 2023
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fun little fics :)
- Words:
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- 5
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kakashi-centric crossovers by disjointed_symphony
Fandom Naruto, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
29 Jan 2022
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exactly what it says on the tin. please enjoy kakashi fucking around in other worlds!
all works are unrelated unless stated otherwise.
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- 50,467
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 131
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Fridge-Verse by Asteroid_Duck (JustThatOneGirl1815), disjointed_symphony, whatisthisnightmare
Fandom Naruto, road to nowhere, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Apr 2021
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Road to Nowhere Fridge Verse AU!
1) Interchange by Asteroid_Duck
2) The Other Route by whatisthisnightmare
3) can memory wiping damage the brain? by disjointed_symphony- Words:
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mouth shut (eyes down) by carolinaa
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Sep 2019
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Teachers and Izuku don't mesh well. If Izuku speaks up, he gets in trouble. If Izuku gets picked on, he gets in trouble. If Izuku lets his guard down for one second, he gets in trouble.
Izuku isn't stupid. He knows UA isn't going to be any different.
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05 Aug 2023
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Black Cat Café by Gotcocomilk
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Jun 2019
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Aizawa Shota was a man tired of life, bitter and jaded from the endless horrors of the world. Six years ago, he disappeared, his existence erased.
Redeye is a stoic man with a mysterious past, who runs a tight shop, cares for his young ward with his whole heart, and makes a flawless cup of coffee.
He also has an unabashed fondness for stray cats.
(Otherwise known as a bitter Aizawa makes café Switzerland, adopts twenty hero-in-training children, some villains, and Shinsou, and then kicks All for One’s ass into next week. And maybe falls in love.)
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- Part 1 of Redeye's Struggle with Espresso and Children
- Part 1 of author's favorites
- Language:
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- Words:
- 88,900
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Collections:
- 40
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- 1,963
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- 7,872
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- 2,138
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28 Jun 2020
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"That Time" series by Los_Cuernos
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Apr 2020
- Words:
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- 642
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28 Jun 2020
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enbu by novalotypo
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
06 Nov 2019
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“It’s not a quirk,” Izuku tells the poor sod, who looks like he needs to catch up on four years of sleep and has been combating that fact with caffeine pills and spite alone. “It’s breathing. I’m literally just breathing. Do you want me to stop breathing?” he demands. When Eraserhead glares at him like he’s murdered someone (which he has, technically, but what is someone, really), Izuku sniffs righteously and says, “Stop glaring at me!”
Eraserhead takes a deep breath.
“Breathing, yes, like that,” Izuku says eagerly. “Want to see me do it too?”
“No,” says Eraserhead.
Midoriya Izuku's family tree may or may not include one Kamado Tanjirou.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,007
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- 12
- Comments:
- 154
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02 Jul 2020
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Bunny Kick your Teeth Out by Oceanbreeze7
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Apr 2020
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“Oi, Deku!” Bakugou shouted, eyes meeting startled green. “How often do fucking heroes contact students for internships?”
Deku looked startled, floundering a tad under the attention. “I- uh- never?”
“Huh,” Bakugou said, reading over the letter again.
“What?” Kirishima gaped. “Did a hero mail you a letter?”
Bakugou rolled his eyes. “Fuck no. I think that bitch Miruko-whatever sent me a fucking death threat and her number.”Series
- Part 1 of Divebomb
- Language:
- English
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- 9,167
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 50
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by disjointed_symphony
04 Jul 2020