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Sauron's Diary by dismembered_constellations
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
20 Jun 2025
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It's not a story the Valar would tell you ...
[A glittering notebook bound in rose gold appears before you. The cover is engraved with warnings including TOP SECRET, FOR MAIA EYES ONLY, and KEEP OUT - THIS MEANS YOU!!! Stickers of orange eyes and golden rings adorn the spine. The metal is warm to the touch.]
In which Sauron keeps an obsessively detailed record of his diabolical plans, his petty complaints, and his complicated relationship with a certain Dark Lord of Arda.
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Transcript of Divorce Proceedings: Mairon v. Melkor by 0Rocky41_7 for am_fae
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
09 Oct 2021
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Official family court transcript of the divorce proceedings in the matter of Mairon v. Melkor.
Expletives have been redacted from the transcript.
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24 May 2025
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It is not true that jockeys don't feel pain. We do. We just don't talk about it, even when our skeletons are torn out; we don't feel the pain until people say something hurtful like "why aren't there any horses," and then we have to take all of that toughness and try not to break down and sob, because we are bastards and bastards don't cry, because if bastards start crying even a little bit then they just end up laying on the floor drinking their full bodyweight in brandy, empty, pitied; not having any horses at all, the horseless men of the horseless world.
Instead I said, "because when I put the menaces on people it works strangely well, because I'm so much smaller than them, and it makes them go, oh, look, he's so little and menacing, Gladys, give him a biscuit."
Then I thought about it some more and added, "And then I keep the biscuit."
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An abridged retelling of the 1965 Dick Francis novel “Odds Against.”
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04 Feb 2025
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A Natural Victory by bloodsacrifices
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 May 2023
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As Melkor awaits the Valar in the halls of Angband, his Lieutenant tries to convince him to flee.
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28 Oct 2023
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Aria for Almaren by SpaaaceCarrots
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Jan 2024
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His Song is one of order.
His Song speaks of precision.
His Song is perfection; very much befitting a craftsman.
His Song is Aulë’s, and in his halls it resonates since the very first time their doors swing open in Almaren. Until one day – another melody creeps in, and it becomes more and more difficult to keep the old rhythm…
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- Part 1 of Music of the Ainur
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12 Jun 2024
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elves, once by Scedasticity
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Sep 2022
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They were elves, once.
All of them.
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- Part 1 of elves, once
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07 Dec 2024