dixonofdockleaf
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Marigold by dixonofdockleaf for RoseGoldRogue
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
09 Dec 2024
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AU, set after BOTFA, no-one dies because damn. I honestly can’t cope with it. The book destroyed me as a child; the film destroys me as an adult every single time. As a result, all Durin’s are miraculously! undead! – although a bit bashed about in various ways – and are all going to live long, happy and productive lives. Bite me. This is unapologetic, tooth rotting schmoop becuase the world is a place where, quite honestly, a dose of schmoop is a necessary counterpoint to the daily bitterness we all get force-fed.
Un-beta'd, so all mistakes art mine own. Comments are love, as ever.
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All The Fun Of The Fair by dixonofdockleaf
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Scooby Doo - All Media Types
19 Oct 2024
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Tenth Doctor/Captain Jack Harkness with a guest appearance from Mystery Inc...
Pure, unadulterated, Grade A crack!fic
Disclaimer: Yes, they’re all mine!! And they took ‘gullible’ out of the dictionary, too...
Look, just don’t ask, OK? I was in the bath, and this bunny popped up, took out his snorkel and attacked in a way that’d make a Great White feel queasy. My brain is not proud of the fact it created this...- Language:
- English
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Letter to Frodo by dixonofdockleaf
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Oct 2024
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Bilbo has something to say to his nephew.
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A Solid Footing by dixonofdockleaf
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
13 Oct 2024
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A Hobbit in Laketown is not a happy Hobbit. Thorin's got his own thoughts on this.
They're still not mine, nor will they ever be. I'm just playing the sandpit that was provided.
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A Short Cut to Mushrooms by dixonofdockleaf
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Oct 2024
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Author’s Note: It’s for Half Elf Lost, because I love her, and she needs this. It started out a wee bitty thought and then the bunny really bit hard… All of the mushroom names used in this story are real and were chosen for effect and certainly not for seasonality or location. The edibility of each type may not be as mentioned here so please, don’t get any daft ideas the next time you’re wandering in the woods near Beorn’s house. Also, Thorin has a sense of humour.