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    One sugar, no milk. No coffee by

    Fandoms: VALORANT (Video Game)  

    15 Mar 2023

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    The coffee machine in the Valorant Protocol was broken again.
    Cypher did not need eyes to see it.

    ¿Why did no one care to repair it?

    (Cypher sees a reflection of himself in a broken coffee maker)

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    04 Oct 2025

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    #Superbat by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

    27 May 2025

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    The caption read: “They argue like an old married couple. #HeyGreenLanternHere #MomAndDadAreFighting #Superman #Batman #GrayGhost #JusticeLeague”

    He didn’t think about it again until the next morning, when his phone wouldn’t stop buzzing and clearly tried to kill itself by falling off his bedside table. When he finally opened his phone he had a text from Barry that just said: “YOU JUST BROKE THE INTERNET!!”

    Hal was confused until he realized one of his videos must have gone viral. Then he was smug.

    Or, Hal broke the internet with one post, and now Clark and Bruce are trending for all the wrong (or right?) reasons.

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    26 Sep 2025

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    How to Tame Your Bat by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    15 Sep 2025

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    Superman wants to be friends.

    Batman doesn't.

    There is a conflict of interests here, but nothing a bit of persistence and coffee can't solve.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    find someone who will stand between your legs by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, Titans (TV 2018)  

    08 Feb 2022

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    Clark keeps finding reasons to stand between Bruce’s legs, a love story told in ten parts.

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    07 Sep 2025

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    Touch Has A Memory by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    08 Sep 2014

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    Bucky's so used to touch only bringing pain. He's forgotten that a hand coming towards his face does not always constitute an attack. The first time Steve reaches to curl a hand around the back of Bucky's neck ("Just for a hug, Buck. God, I'm so sorry, I should've warned you"), Bucky flinches, jerks back. He has to relearn everything. He has to relearn touch.

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    21 Mar 2025