dormouse_in_a_teapot



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    Wei Wuxian feels strange every time A-Yuan cries. It is a mix of discomfort and physical pain.
    He is not surprised, however, as his little radish has become a vital part of his life. A light in the darkness of the Burial Mounds. In the chaos of his life as the Master of the Demonic Cultivation.
    Wei Wuxian’s predicament comes when the entire cultivation world thinks that his A-Yuan is the son of the noble Hanguang-jun… and he, the omega parent of the child.
    And it all began due to a milk-soaked robe.
    Canon divergence – Omegaverse.
    Alpha Lan Wangi – Omega Wei Wuxian (Oblivious We Wuxian)

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    Full-time necromancer and part-time cam boy, Wei Wuxian, finds himself unexpectedly homeless. An enthusiastic patron comes to his rescue.

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    Immortal Cultivator Lan Wangji has been waiting a long time for his deceased husband to be reincarnated again. In retrospect, he should have anticipated that this is how it would go.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    He can hear voices as he approaches the room, or rather, one voice in particular.

    “Remember, whatever you do, don’t ask about it, don’t even look at it,” says Lan Jingyi just as Lan Wangji turns to enters the classroom.

    Everyone goes silent and straightens their backs as he enters and makes his way to the front. Lan Wangji scans the room for anything unusual but they all look normal, well as normal as they can while trying to subtly try to avoid his eyes.

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    5 times no one told lan wangji what was wrong with his forehead ribbon + 1 time someone did

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    “Oh god, Lan Zhan, you’re so good at this,” Wei Ying moaned, gripping the sides of the lectern as Lan Zhan slammed into him from behind. Thank god it was nailed to the floor. “What if we break Lan Qiren’s precious lectern? Isn’t it an antique?”

    “If Wei Ying breaks the lectern then he will be punished,” Lan Zhan growled, biting up Wei Ying’s neck.

    “Oh so it would be all my fault?” Wei Ying teased, leaning his head to the side to give Lan Zhan better access.

    “You are the one holding on to it,” Lan Zhan replied, tightening his grip on Wei Ying’s hips as if to prove his point.

    “I can’t believe you won’t take any responsibility, that is so unfair…” Wei Ying whined.

    Lan Zhan grasped Wei Ying’s chin and turned his head to kiss him deeply with a hell of a lot of tongue. “Wei Ying shut the fuck up and don’t break the fucking lectern,” he murmured when he pulled away.

    (Lan Zhan and Wei Ying are bickering co-workers…until they’re not.)

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    18 Oct 2025

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    “You’re sure?” Hizashi can’t help but ask again.

    “Absolutely,” Chiyo says, tapping her stylus against her tablet’s screen. “I cross-checked with Tsukauchi myself. The quirk’s effects will wear off, but it’ll be at least twenty-four to forty-eight hours. Until then, well, I suppose we will all just have to brace ourselves.”

    Brace themselves?

    Hizashi lets out a peal of too loud, nervous laughter.

    Still, twenty-four to forty-eight hours of a Shōta unable to filter his thoughts? Saying and doing what he truly feels instead of suppressing it?

    Hizashi doesn’t think bracing themselves is going to be enough.

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