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Donald gasped as his back the chest of drawers, it shook from his sizeable weight. Seeing bill stating at him with such intensity made his blood flow south. Unfortunately, Bill noticed too.
“Seriously? Now? You been getting off after all our fights?”
“N-no, shut up dammit!”
Donald blushed when he felt bills leg in between his own. His knee applied a sufficient amount of pressure to his crotch. He let out an involuntary moanBill clinton is bored. Epstein’s island has no cute omegas and he doesn’t want to deal with chopped beta wife. She doesn’t have a scent. Ew. But everything changes when he spots Donald Trump from across the room in the tightest jeans and the shortest crop top and… wait is that a thong?
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Peeta and Gale are thirsting over Katniss only to realise they were down bad for each other the whole time. enemies to lovers u didn’t know you need
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a gruesome twosome we will be by allfairytales for perigilpin
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, The Hunger Games (Movies)
10 Feb 2026
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"Remember that party with the wedding? Well, it turns out that the officiant was real... and you're my lawfully wedded husband."
The phone slipped from his hand, crashing loudly to the floor. He heard Effie's distant voice from somewhere around his feet, asking if he was still there. His ears were ringing as he pulled the receiver up by its kinked and coiled cord with numb hands and returned it to his ear.
"Sorry, I thought you just said 'husband.'"
...A take on the classic 'fake marriage' trope, loosely inspired by The Parent Trap (1998)
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07 Jan 2026
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In Defence of Justin Martialis by hippiearchaeologist
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
02 Jan 2026
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It's the 54th Hunger Games and the girl from District 12 has made it to the final 7.
Effie has a very unpleasant dealing with a prospective sponsor.
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03 Jan 2026
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Katniss Everdeen Needs Her Parents To Get A Room by schrodingersjack
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
03 Jan 2026
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THEY'RE FUCKING AGAIN FOLKS!!! YEAHHHHHHHHH
Idk man I just want them to have some good things they can work out the issues more laterSeries
- Part 9 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza
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03 Jan 2026
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What if Peeta went into the Games alone? What if he was too young to join the Careers? What if he still makes an impact in Panem? 13 year old Peeta has been reaped and leaves behind a loving father, an okay mom, two classic brothers, a longtime crush and a district in need.
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29 Nov 2025