Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza
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Coworkers With Benefits by schrodingersjack
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
22 Dec 2025
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FINALLY there's no feelings, just porn. Thank God honestly
Just a note, this is pre bottom surgery for both parties involved, simply because I Can. Specifics about how their genitals are referred to are in the notes.
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- Part 1 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza
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Immediately follows Coworkers With Benefits, but like. There's not exactly much plot happening in either of these stories lmao. If you enjoy the t4t hayffie porn, feel free to read the rest of the series, but it's not needed for context, and all the feelings stuff comes later. They're literally just hooking up right now. As long as you ignore the foreshadowing, that is :)
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- Part 2 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza
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F Is For Friends Who Do Stuff Together by schrodingersjack
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
23 Dec 2025
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They're friends :) and totally just friends with 0 other feelings involved yup 100%
Again, it's t4t hayffie. Medical accuracy who btw??? Panem had already got some advanced ass medicine, I think that should extend to SRS as well. My babies deserve only the best ❤️ just don't ask me how any of the science is supposed to work cuz I'm gonna be so fuckin real. Idfk
Pre bottom surgery Haymitch, post bottom surgery Effie, more discussions on how their bodies are referred to in the notes
But uh. Fun? Fact??? Scissoring works really really well if at least one person involved happens to be on testosterone. Don't ask why I know this thanks!
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- Part 3 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza
- Language:
- English
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- 3,805
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
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- 119
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Haymitch Abernathy Must Die by schrodingersjack
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
26 Dec 2025
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Yeah okay so uh. Things get bad now sorry besties 💔
I started writing t4t hayffie cuz I love them and want them to have nice things. There are no nice things here.
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- Part 4 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza
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- English
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- 5,946
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 7
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A few flashbacks throughout Catching Fire and then mostly following Effie's imprisonment and rescue in Mockingjay. Goes up until her being an escort for the final time.
This work is marked Explicit because of the heavy topics within, not due to sexual content. Please read through the tags and notes carefully, it's pretty rough on our girl.
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- Part 5 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza
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Haymitch's kids decide he's going to get sober, but they can't quite manage him by themselves after the war. Effie gets called in and tries to help, dry humps him a bit to get her own healing journey going, and then Haymitch undoes all the hard work she put in trying to make sure he doesn't die while getting sober. Dumbass.
It's time for Haymitch to suffer instead. While he's having his hallucinations, pls imagine Katniss and Peeta cuddled up on their couch sipping hot cocoa and Effie on a girl's trip with her cat (he's a boy cat). They're all fine and happy, he's just a miserable fuck. Boo hoo bitch, be nice to your wife and these things won't happen to you 🤷♂️
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- Part 6 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza
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Is it a bold move making Enobaria a main character in my allegedly hayffie focused series? Yes, but goddammit, I love her and I want her to have good things so. Here we are. I also realized writing this that I accidentally started it during the year she won lmao oops
From the end of part 5 through the end of part 6, what was Effie up to while all that was going on? Why did she basically just dry hump Haymitch and then disappear from the story altogether? Is she finally healing? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z-
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- Part 7 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza
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Haymitch Abernathy Is The Dumbest Man Alive by schrodingersjack
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
01 Jan 2026
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I love giving Haymitch medical emergencies to try and get him to get his shit together God bless ❤️ honestly tho bro's lucky as hell to have survived a hemorrhagic stroke tbh he should probably be dead but like. Fuck you realism Effie needs to be happy
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- Part 8 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza
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Katniss Everdeen Needs Her Parents To Get A Room by schrodingersjack
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
03 Jan 2026
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THEY'RE FUCKING AGAIN FOLKS!!! YEAHHHHHHHHH
Idk man I just want them to have some good things they can work out the issues more laterSeries
- Part 9 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza
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Happy Birthday, Effie Trinket by schrodingersjack
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
04 Jan 2026
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It's Effie's birthday! She's officially hit the big five oh! The whole gang's in town to celebrate! Haymitch is very not sober but at least he isn't drunk!
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- Part 10 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza
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The Gay Life of Effie Trinket by schrodingersjack
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
06 Jan 2026
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Honestly this is. One of the more absurd things I've ever written. Literally just wrote all this to say Effie Trinket has BITCHES bro. This is related to the t4t hayffie series so it's gonna go in there but there is exactly 0 hayffie here. Haymitch is nowhere to be seen. It's all gay.
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- Part 11 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza
