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1. F Is For Friends Who Do Stuff Together by schrodingersjack

   Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Haymitch Abernathy/Effie Trinket
   • Haymitch Abernathy
   • Effie Trinket
   • Trans Haymitch Abernathy
   • trans Effie Trinket
   • Trans Male Character
   • Trans Female Character
   • my wife Effie got bottom surgery everybody pls clap for Effie
   • they're doing alright right now. it will not last
   • they're friends :) who also fuck a Lot
   • honestly same tho I get it
   • mentioned haychaff
   • that's just fanservice except I'm the fan being serviced
   • Scissoring
   • Haymitch's dick gets tossed somewhere and never reappears in this one tbh. Haymitch's dick is no longer a character

   Summary

   They're friends :) and totally just friends with 0 other feelings involved yup 100%

   Again, it's t4t hayffie. Medical accuracy who btw??? Panem had already got some advanced ass medicine, I think that should extend to SRS as well. My babies deserve only the best ❤️ just don't ask me how any of the science is supposed to work cuz I'm gonna be so fuckin real. Idfk

   Pre bottom surgery Haymitch, post bottom surgery Effie, more discussions on how their bodies are referred to in the notes

   But uh. Fun? Fact??? Scissoring works really really well if at least one person involved happens to be on testosterone. Don't ask why I know this thanks!

   Series

   • Part 3 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza

   Language:

   English

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   3,805

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