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1. Haymitch Abernathy Is The Dumbest Man Alive by schrodingersjack

   Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Haymitch Abernathy/Effie Trinket
   • Enobaria & Effie Trinket
   • Peeta Mellark & Effie Trinket
   • Katniss Everdeen & Effie Trinket
   • Haymitch Abernathy & Katniss Everdeen
   • Haymitch Abernathy & Peeta Mellark
   • Effie Trinket
   • Haymitch Abernathy
   • Tito Trinket
   • yes the cat is still a main character stfu
   • Enobaria (Hunger Games)
   • Katniss Everdeen
   • Peeta Mellark
   • TEAM reunion (eventually)
   • Effie's Mad
   • and rightfully so tbh
   • there's some references to the previous Bad Times but nothing explicit in this one
   • I also think Haymitch has been in the closet too long tbh come on buddy time to come out
   • Trans Haymitch Abernathy
   • trans Effie Trinket
   • cat mom Enobaria this is the new agenda I'm pushing
   • she loves dressing their little cat son in his little outfits Tito is the most spoiled boy on earth
   • borderline Enobaria/Effie Trinket tbh
   • like. idk what they've got going on but it's gayer than two men having sex with each other
   • Tito is lowkey Haymitch's favorite Trinket
   • Effie has a husband AND a wife. bi rights.
   • hottest hunger games take I have is that maybe Enobaria isn't just an insane murderous freak tbh she's literally just a girl
   • yeah yeah and the murder whatever dude
   • Effie and Enobaria continue to just admit to some of the most batshit things. they're a little too comfy with each other

   Summary

   I love giving Haymitch medical emergencies to try and get him to get his shit together God bless ❤️ honestly tho bro's lucky as hell to have survived a hemorrhagic stroke tbh he should probably be dead but like. Fuck you realism Effie needs to be happy

   Series

   • Part 8 of Jack's T4T Hayffie Extravaganza

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