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Eddie Diaz versus Buck's "Chopped and Unc" Hinge Date by buckasagirl, eatingmarbles
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
17 Nov 2025
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Eddie: What do you know about Buck’s date tonight?
Ravi: They’re going to some Greek place.
Ravi: And he’s kinda ugly.
“Oh this guy… sucks,” Ravi says.
“What have I been telling you this whole time?” Eddie throws his hands up dramatically.
“I liked you better when you were straight and sad all the time.” He pulls his laptop closer to himself and away from Eddie’s hands, “Now you’re evil and gay.”
“I’ll try not to live my truth and embrace joy next time if that makes you feel better.” Eddie reaches to pick up the laptop from Ravi’s lap, but he holds it out of Eddie’s reach before he can.
Or, Eddie assembles a team to cyber-stalk Buck's Hinge date. It gets a little out of hand when they discover things they probably never should have seen.
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- Part 4 of Eddie Diaz versus... (oneshots)
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Eddie Diaz versus the Perpetually Empty Toilet Paper Roll by buckasagirl, eatingmarbles
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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evandookies
5/30/2025 2:17:11 PM
Barnes and Noble
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Left Chris to roam in the manga section to run to the bathroom. That Barnes and Noble effect is REAL and targeting ME. Homophobic for real. And then I got lost in the gay section on the way and it just reminded me that I’m stupid and gay and in love with Eddie. FUck my stupid bisexual life. Wish I could kms but need to buy Christopher Demon Slayer… sigh.It makes sense. It makes so much sense now that he thinks about it. Buck would be into an app where he tracks bodily functions and gets weekly statistics out of it. Eddie’s starting to get hot flashes. Oh God, he’s reading Buck’s diary. And he can’t stop. He really, really shouldn’t keep looking. Except, he’s not entirely sure why reading about Buck thinking he’s hot is making him feel a little… Excited? Flustered? Not very friend-like, for sure. So he has to keep reading. For research.
Or, Eddie's sister makes him download the app Poop Map.
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- Part 3 of Eddie Diaz versus... (oneshots)
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Eddie Diaz versus Apple's One-Year Limited Warranty by buckasagirl, eatingmarbles
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
12 Oct 2025
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“Buck?” Ravi asks, leaning in closer.
“Yeah?” Buck, the human man, replies.
“No, Buck,” Hen grabs the photo from Chim’s hand and holds it out for everyone to see.
Buck, the 1.5x2” passport photo from 2019, stares back at them.
“Oh damn.”
Eddie smiles, he’s glad Buck isn’t too freaked out by it.
(Buck is freaking out. The only people who have seen this photo, to his knowledge, are the post office employee that took it, and whatever person who approved it in the Department of State. Not even a TSA agent. He hasn’t gotten the chance to use it.)
Or, Eddie breaks his phone, reveals the photo he's kept of Buck inside the case for years, and suddenly everyone starts giving him their own photos. Buck is only a little bothered by it.
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- Part 2 of Eddie Diaz versus... (oneshots)
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Eddie Diaz versus the Roblox Community Guidelines by buckasagirl, eatingmarbles for asyztole
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
01 Sep 2025
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Prxncess2016: ew
“What the fuck?” Eddie’s voice is murderous. The sound of him furiously typing on his iPad screen comes through the phone.
EddiebodyWantsSome: You don’t even know him. This is 100% accurate. 5 stars.
Buck’s face starts to feel a little hot. He always gets a little flustered when Eddie immediately jumps to his defense, even if it’s just on Roblox.
Prxncess2016: must be uggo then
Or, Buck and Eddie play Dress to Impress and Eddie keeps getting ragebaited.
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- Part 1 of Eddie Diaz versus... (oneshots)
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A series of unrelated one-shots in which Eddie Diaz is put through a blender.
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