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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    It's autumn again, and for Aziraphale, that means apples - to be baked into pies, turned into apple butter, or made into cider. He's visiting a pick-your-own apple orchard where the fruit is sweet but the handsome owner is decidedly surly. Aziraphale is certain the two of them aren't going to get along, but maybe this Crowley person isn't quite as bad as he seems?

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    02 Nov 2025

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    Another take on Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship over the last six thousand years, told in between the canon scenes from the beginning of episode three.

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    20 Oct 2025

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    “Crowley is no longer affiliated with you.” The angel manages to sound indignant, of all things. “I—that is, he even got it in writing. Signed by three of Hell’s kings. It’s all very official.”

    “Well, we’re not here in any official capacity,” Hastur says. “It’s more of a personal visit. Friendly chat, that sort of thing.”

    If he was indignant before, Aziraphale is outright angry now. “You’re not his friends. You hurt him.”

    “Of course we did,” Ligur says, as if the angel is particularly slow. And he might well be, if he needs this much spelled out. “We’re demons.

    “You tortured him,” Aziraphale presses, unrelenting. 

    “It’s Hell,” Hastur says impatiently. “It’s ninety-nine-percent torture on a slow day.”

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    26 Apr 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    After the world fails to end, Crowley and Aziraphale realize that boredom could be a real possibility. Crowley finds an ad for a ballroom dance class, and the two try their luck at it. How hard can it be?

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    06 Apr 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    “So.” Aziraphale clears his throat, staring into his mug of tea and wishing he could drown in it, because what could be more embarrassing for an author than the question he’s about to ask? “Have you, ah, read it?”

    Crowley raises his eyebrow.

    “Your memoir?” He drawls.

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    30 Oct 2024