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Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift. The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it’s the only thing keeping his eyes open.
Then the comm crackles.
“Hello, Robert.”
Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.
“I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”
Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?
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- Part 1 of Dispatch NSFW Fics
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would stan pines die of odd, strictly unnatural causes if i made him nut every day for 31 days straight? yes. do i care? not enough! happy kinktober!
gender-neutral pronouns for reader. tags in every chapter's notes. expect belated updates. that was a joke earlier, as stan pines will never die.
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- Part 9 of old man porn! (and non-porn)
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02 Oct 2025