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    Pankratz was the exact breed of professor that grated Geralt to the bone. All new-age learning styles that throw away any sort of examinations and insisting on his students calling him Jaskier. The bastard had a five-star rating on Rate My Professor, while Geralt was consistently stuck at 3 with students complaining his tests were difficult or lectures were boring. Lecture style teaching was all he knew; he wasn’t about to change that now based on the opinions of some eighteen-year-olds.

    Geralt- a grumpy, workaholic, history professor- meets the flamboyant music professor Dr. Pankratz and immediately develops a rivalry. When they are recruited to work on a project together said rivalry and the stewing sexual tension between them make things... complicated.

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    Geralt has now been officially divorced for longer than he has been married. Eskel and Lambert celebrate by buying him a session with a professional cuddler named Jaskier. Sometimes a little human contact can change everything

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    When Jaskier tried to go on a date with a man named Rience, he did not expect to nearly be killed. He certainly did not expect to discover a beautiful valley while running away from him. He very definitely did not expect to find out that the valley was haunted — by an absurdly beautiful man.

    Or: In which Geralt is cursed to be a ghost and Jaskier is the first person in decades to talk to him.

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    He took a step forward, and coldly repeated. “When. Exactly. Was I supposed to have figured out that you were my soulmate?!” he managed.
    Geralt took a step back, blinking. “...what?”
    “When the fuck was I supposed to figure it out? Because you’re talking like I knew the whole fucking time!”

    Or: Geralt doesn’t want a soulmate. But this bard somehow got the idea that he needed to be protected after getting beaten up by elves, so Geralt decided to let the bard see for himself how dangerous the path was.
    After all, if they weren’t soulmates, the bard would never be following him around… right?

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