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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    In stories magical boarding schools are idyllic castles on hills, with trees and goats and sour cherry scones. There are no scones in the Scholomance. No trees or goats or teachers, either (unless you count the mals, and they’re not invested in education so much as ingestion).

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    “Maybe he’s a pyromaniac.”
    “Shut up, Odysseus. I heard his dad’s punishing him. He’s probably a drug addict.”
    “Doesn’t strike me as the type.”
    “I don’t know Helen, he seems pretty broody to me.”
    “Hot, broody and new. He’s probably a vampire.”
    “We don’t even know his name.”
    “Patroclus.” I chimed in. “It’s Patroclus.”

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    When Mrs. Riley from across the hall mentioned that someone would be moving into the appartement next to his, Patroclus was sure that nothing would change. He always got along well with his neighbors. No problems at all. Never. Until now.

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  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    Phillip, reeling over the death of his mother, Eliza Schuyler, finds himself thrown into the home of his father, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, Alexander Hamilton. Neither of them could be any more angry about the situation, but luckily, they have an escape. Masks and secret identities, crime-fighting, and a friend in the business, to whom they can vent.

    But oh God, when the masks come off, it seems they can't be nice to each other for a minute.

    Basically, if all the characters of the Marvel universe were played by Ham characters. It's fanfiction squared, people. You can't fuckin' stop me.

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    In his defence, James never expected to meet his soulmate at thirteen minutes past eleven on a Sunday morning when he’s aiming a puck at Sirius’ balls.

    Or: call me sweetheart again and I'll punch you in the throat.

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