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The Hermit Coffee Co. by LuminousMe
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, life series
14 Sep 2025
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Grian and Mumbo
10 Nov 23
7:32amGrian: guess who got the fucking job then
Mumbo: was it you
Grian: of course it was me
Mumbo: niceOR
When Grian joins Mumbo working at The Hermit Coffee Co., he is thrown into a world of caffiene and chaos, with meddling co-workers, rambunctious regulars, and an absolutely henious amount of group chats. The friends he left back home miss him, Mumbo's college friends (cough, frat bros, cough) keep pestering him, and his new friendship with a certain scarred individual is developing in a way he never expected.
Will he be able to shake off the meddling redstoners? What will happen when there are two potential romances blossoming on either side of him? And will these baristas ever stop texting each other and just make me my goddamn soy-milk capuccino?
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A coffeeshop AU told through the texts between hermits. Now a combination of texts and prose from chapter 7 onwards.
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Author Update Nov 25: currently on posting hiatus until Feb 26, due to the author's need to reread and stick the landing.
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- Part 2 of The Hermit Coffee Co.
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- English
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- 42/?
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Bookmarked by emaginations
17 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I NEVER BOOKMARKED THIS SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN I STARTED READING IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hermit coffee co i knew you since the early chapters but i have no clue how early -
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Convinced it will make them better partners, Judy asks Nick to take the 5 Love Languages Quiz. He refuses, of course. Obviously, the solution for this is to secretly love him in all five ways, and figure out what he likes best!
The results of this... vary greatly. She winds up discovering far more than she expects.
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There was a trail of sweat going down Gamemaster's forehead. Seeing that, Scar took the liberty to grab the small towel from his shoulder and wiped the sweat away from the man’s scrunched face.
“Just one more minute buddy, you can do it!”
Gamemaster lets out a choked grunt, his face becoming a vibrant shade of red.
Must be from all the pressure put into pulling all those weights!
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The swap au of Midnight Strangers. Grian is the supervillain, Scar is a gym trainer (don't ask me calamistious was the one who decided on this). Grian is a loser (he plays League), Scar is a QT (as always) and also they're gym bros.
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Doc is a very intelligent man who has never done anything wrong, ever.
Consequently, the fact that there is now a stranger in the middle of his lab, looking utterly disheveled and very confused, is absolutely not his fault. Neither is the smoking phone booth-like machine which the stranger has just stumbled out of. This is all going perfectly normal and according to plan.
(Oh, he’s screwed.)
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Or: YHS-era Grian gets accidentally time-traveled into Hermitcraft. HC-era Grian is having a time. Scar is also there.
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- English
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by emaginations
05 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
We need more first where one character goes to the present and accidentally trauma dumps to their then friends/family
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“How do I know?” The kid spits, knife raised again, trembling violently. His eyes are wet, angry and pleading and piercing right down into Grian’s soul.
“...If I can fly?” Grian asks, confused. His heart is beating fast.
The boy shakes his head violently, taking a lurching step forward, now only a few feet away. Something about his eyes almost seems familiar, but the thought is fleeting. The knife looks sharp. The child is crying, slow tears that barely have an effect on his voice.
“No,” the kid says forcefully. “How do I know you’re not a zombie?”
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A young Scar fresh from a world overtaken by zombies stumbles through The Rift onto Hermitcraft, and is quickly adopted by the rest of the Hermits, who have no idea who he actually is.
An older Scar grapples with a past that he'd rather forget, all while trying to avoid the version of himself he left behind a long time ago.- Language:
- English
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- 37,356
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- 11/?
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Bookmarked by emaginations
05 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
this is such a specific flavor of fanfiction trope i have rarely seen (except in post movie rottmnt fics ofc)

