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“You are 37, not ancient! It’s weird to say this because you’re my big brother, but you should be a catch. You’re handsome and kind, you are successful in your career, and you have this big old house. You should be able to do better than a robot!”
“Anna, how many times do I have to tell you that it’s not a robot? My CompAnIon makes lifelike androids powered by the newest technology and state-of-the-art artificial intelligence. And I’ve already had the first consultation, they’re coming here tomorrow afternoon to start the construction.”
“Potato, potato,” Anna says as her phone makes a little buzzing dance across the table. “Oh, that’s Michael. Samandriel, sweetie, Daddy is here to pick us up now.”
Author Castiel is growing sick and tired of being alone. Luckily for him, My CompAnIon has the solution in form of a life-like android, and they are sending over one of the company's founders along with a handsome mechanic for the construction.
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“Cas. Why the hell are you in my bed?”
“My apologies Dean, but I don’t know.”
“What do you mean you don’t know? How can you not know what you’re doing here?”
“That’s not what you asked. I know what I’m doing. I’m sitting. I’ve been sitting here for the last two and half hours, almost three hours now, waiting for you to wake up.”
“Potato, potato,” Dean frowns into the pillow, praying to any higher power that listens to give him the patience to deal with this before he’s had his coffee. “Okay then. Why are you in my bed?”
“I told you, I don’t know. I was in Madagascar watching the ring-tailed lemurs, you know how I like when lemurs jump sideways like that, and then all of a sudden I wasn’t there anymore. I had been transported here and was sitting on your bed. Tied to you.”
Cas lifts his left hand; a pink ribbon is attached to his wrist. It curls in a few loops on the mattress before it disappears under Dean’s pillow. Dean sits up very quickly. The other end of it is looped around his own right wrist.
Shit.
Or, Dean and Cas spend the morning of Valentine's Day fighting a magical shrinking pink ribbon with hearts on it.
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Castiel wasn't really up for it. He wished he and Dean could spend New Year's Eve watching movies with Sam and Kevin like they did last year, but as Dean said, there wasn't many high school parties left and they could watch movies any other night. But how could he cope if he had to see Dean with someone else at midnight?
Dean had a great night at the party. He drank and danced and talked with his friends. But why does it seem like Jo can see right through him all of a sudden?
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Cas flinched when he drank from his beer bottle. Dean didn’t really think more about Cas’ reaction until a few days later when he passed him a steaming cup of coffee at breakfast. Cas recoiled again. Then Dean saw it happen over and over again in the days that followed. Cas hissed when he drank his tea. Cas turned down an offer of getting ice cream, and he never said no to ice cream. Cas almost screamed when Sam gave him some Sour Patch Kids.
Dean started to suspect that Cas might have a cavity...
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When Chuck lost his powers to Jack, they left him where he had fallen to the ground. Neither Dean nor Sam could find it in them to care about the crumpled pile of a man who used to be God. After Jack made Eileen and everyone else reappear, there was only one last person to get back. Cas.