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    Aizawa's sour mood had ‘booty call’ and ‘Hizashi’s hijinks’ down in the lowest tier of Top 20 things he wanted to deal with currently, and he prepared to ignore his phone for the next hour. Equally uninterested in Hizashi's annoying simpering as he was whatever hair-brained bullshit his friend might need him for. Sex or no sex.

     

    I tweaked something in my neck. Can you make time?

     

    Please?

     

    That was a different story. A very different story. So much of a different story that Aizawa was dressed with boots on the ground and out his front door before he bothered texting back. Walking at a swift pace towards the nearest train station.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    Genuinely the number one fanfiction I have ever read. Breathtakingly beautiful prose. The smut is equal-parts intimate and ravenous. The artwork is amazing. I feel the need to bite and kick and fight something or someone, I’ve got a lot of feelings and energy after reading this and the only way to get them out is through violence, like cuteness aggression but caused by something sexual instead?

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    “I was worried sick and you couldn't even let me know you'd be home late. Even though I specifically asked you to at least shoot me a quick text when that happens.” Hizashi pauses to look at him and his gaze is strangely resigned when he says, “But you don’t care. It’s—I know it’s a hassle. Illogical. But—I don't know what to do anymore, Shouta. I dunno—sometimes, I don't know if you even love me anymore.”

    Shouta’s heart plummets into the depths of his empty stomach. “I—what?”

    Or: Shouta is used to people not understanding how he expresses love. He just thought Hizashi knew him better than that.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    Being a dragon slayer is certainly a lonely and dangerous job, but someone has to do it, and Shouta Aizawa is that someone. He is a member of the Aizawa clan, after all. The job was supposed to be routine, just another dragon to kill to protect a nearby village, but the slayer's life changes forever when he meets Hizashi Yamada, a bard cursed to turn into a dragon whenever the sun rises. Really, there's only one glaring issue: Aizawa can't stand bards.

    Hizashi doesn't deserve this curse - at least he thinks he doesn't. How's he supposed to live out a normal life of playing music and seducing women when he has horns and a tail? And that's only during the night! Nevertheless, he's survived with this curse for three years now, but his time's running out. Mating season is fast approaching and if he isn't cured by spring, he'll be completely consumed by the curse. His only hope is Shouta Aizawa, the same man who has promised to destroy him should they fail. Can the two really work together and find the cure when they can't even get along, or is Hizashi doomed to succumb to the dragon's curse?

    Illustrated by StandardFiendArt. Written by ForTheWoolfy. Story by both of us.

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    “I dunno,” Hizashi shrugged. “He’s clearly not the worst guy in the world, considering who he goes after.”

    “I heard he’s pretty brutal,” he pointed out, not disagreeing.

    “Some of those people deserved brutal,” he said and decided to push a little more. “Did you hear about his last victim? That pharmaceutical director using experimental drugs on his son?”

    “Daughter,” Shouta corrected mindlessly before stiffening.

    Hizashi grinned.

    Gotcha

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    11 Nov 2025

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    Aizawa Shouta doesn't know how to tell his colleagues that the podcast host they've been fawning over is his husband. Maybe it would be easier to just not tell them, no matter how many awkward situations it puts him in.

    OR 5 times the UA teachers didn't know Shouta was married to Present Mic & 1 time they found out the truth

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    “He’s loud.” Shouta deadpanned with a glare, “The kids want me to put it on when they have free periods. It’s... distracting.”

    He’s not going to say a damn word about the fact that hearing that honey smooth voice drift around his classroom is distracting in some not so innocent ways.

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