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"You’re distracting me.”
“With the radiance of my smile? The melodious timbre of my voice? The swell of my defined, gloriously tanned biceps - ”
“Lance. Shut. Up.”
Lance is neither suave nor charming. Or, Lance thinks he's a pro at flirting until suddenly, he's the one getting flirted with.
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29 Jan 2018
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"To the toddler who left coffee stains all over the ancient myth books – have you ever heard of these fantastic things called lids? You can put them on all sorts of things; cups, Tupperware, a coffin. Which is exactly what I’ll be shutting you in if you desecrate my thesis paper’s primary sources again."