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The proximity principle by KafkaTamura for AN0NYM0US_US3R
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Jun 2025
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Forced to be in each other's vicinity, Lucifer and Alastor find unexpected affinity with each other and slowly but surely become best friends.
It's all going well, expect for the part where Alastor can't stop thinking about touching Lucifer and tasting him. He tells himself he wants to eat him, but, when he starts stealing an increasing amount of stuff from him, he has to admit he might have fallen in love with him.
Lucifer is completely unaware of his feelings, but he notices his strange behavior. He chalks it up to Alastor being creepy as usual, until he's confronted with his feelings in the most mortifying way. Now, he needs to decide if he wants to have a romance with the Radio Demon or not!
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13 Nov 2025
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Hell’s weirdest situationship FT. The Actual Devil and Just Some Sinner by rottengrl1218
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
23 Jun 2025
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Alastor was disrespected by the overlords after his fight with Adam. Katie Killjoy is slandering Lucifer for not getting bitches. Thus, these two silly men enter a transactional relationship.
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Fake dating trope featuring your two favorite hell boys
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13 Nov 2025
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To Our Good Friend and Squire, Edward, Who Needs his Dick Ridden Expediently
To our dearest friend and squire, Edward,
We are most concerned for the welfare of your penis.
You have not, as of yet, to the best of our knowledge, had an orgasm with this new penis while another person is present.
As such, our friend Jeffrey has provided you with a wide variety of whores so that you might finally stop drinking too much wine in an evening and commiserating at your penis' lack of experience.
Please peruse these profiles so that you may select one and we can finally, finally, all be at peace.
Yours cordially,
Jeffrey, Gareth and Freak
"Whores?!" Eddie echoes, in affectionate outrage. "Alright, let's see how well you know my taste, Jeff."
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04 Nov 2025
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patrick bateman and his providential view of the world, romance, and luis carruthers.
update 10/6/17: updated a lot of chapters, sought some spelling errors, added ~jucier~ dialouge and added more paragraphs *-*
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24 Oct 2025
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My heart howls and I am scared to answer by bigfeels
Fandoms: Howl's Moving Castle - All Media Types
12 Nov 2024
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Howl woke up gasping.
"Sophie, Sophie, I think I'm dying". Sophie jumped up, hair standing on end. She looked over at Howl who was grasping at his chest and staring at her with wide, scared, eyes.
Sophie sat up and wrapped her arms around him. She didn't say anything.
"I think I'm dying, Sophie," Howl said again, "Tell Calcifer he can eat my favourite coat, and give Michael all my books, and for you Sophie, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry."
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24 Oct 2025