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    PODFIC - BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    01 Apr 2024

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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

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    Osculum Annuum by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    13 Aug 2023

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    In third year, Hermione Granger punches Draco Malfoy.

    He retaliates by stealing her first kiss.

    Somehow it doesn't end there.

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    23 Oct 2024

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    Two Weddings and a Man Hunt by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    04 Mar 2023

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    Of all the things Draco had expected to bear witness to that evening at his best friend's bachelor party, watching war heroine, Hermione Granger bounce a witches face off a table had not been one of them.
    Then again, the event's following weren't exactly things Draco planned for either.

     

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    The story in which Draco and Hermione wake up married after a drunken night out

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    22 Oct 2024