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    File name: Oracle_system_recording:_BATCOMMUNICATIONS_06/22/24_22:32PM

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    Jason's laughter has turned into breathless, silent cries. Damian barrels on, seemingly unbothered by his state.

    "-And during all this I'm trying to subtly switch back to using people's actual names; except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard 'Richard' because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-"

    "Hysterectomy-" Jason repeats, shrill. "He lost a spleen, Dames."

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    18 Oct 2025

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    "Because," Jason laughed, pulling the car out of the parking lot. "A friend messaged me asking if I wanted to join up for a job with my old team, and I think it would be fun to introduce you guys."

    "You have friends?" Slipped out instinctively, more curious than insulting, but Damian still pressed his lips together in amusement at Jason's dramatic gasp, quickly turning to look out the window and avoid his older brother's fury.

    "Ok, first of all," Jason shot back loudly, holding up a finger in his direction. "The only friends you've ever had have been my subordinates that I'd ordered to take care of you, second-,"

    "Hit a nerve there, didn't I?" Damian turned to input gleefully.

    "-SECOND," Jason yelled over him.

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    The Outlaws collectively adopt Jason's new assassin brother, much to Dick and Bruce's eventual horror.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    "Uh, I dunno, used to? Didn't really use wooden forks much though, so not really." Apparently happy with the choice, he pulled the bowl out and scrapped the covering, next going for a large serving spoon from one of the doors so he could shovel it into his mouth like a starved dog. "Fuckin' chopsticks was what we had to keep an eye on." He added in between mouthfuls, giving Dick a smirk and a knowing glance, as if they were both in on it and Dick knew anything about what he meant. "Anyway, I'm out. See you next family reunion, or tragedy or whatever."

    And then he was gone, as was one of Alfred's favourite serving spoons and bowl, and the potato salad Dick knew for a fact Bruce had been saving to eat for lunch the next day. Jason probably knew that part, to be fair.

    "...Chopsticks?" He muttered to himself, baffled, in the now empty kitchen.


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    Damian has some concerning habits. Jason's the only one that seems used to it. The rest of the bats scramble.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    It’s no use if he gets up and looks in the fridge, he already knows it’s empty, plus, he already had a granola bar at school. He opens his phone, the screen is cracked and he tries to muster up the strength to focus on something. The phone falls against the bed and he stares blankly at his ceiling instead.

    There’s a hollowness that’s always attached to him and he stares up wishing he would fall asleep. Too bad wishing on popcorn ceilings doesn’t work the same as stars.

    Or, Shinsou’s parents are neglectful and he thinks it’s normal.

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    23 Jan 2022

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    “I’m happy but I think that we need to establish a baseline of knowledge first. I’ve brought something along with me today,” Dick says, reaching into his bag. Jon swallows, waiting for him to produce either an escrima stick, knife or all of the above. Instead, what he pulls out is a small paperback. It’s got a cartoonish drawing of a boy and girl kissing on the front, the whole thing done in jarringly bright colors. “This is ‘Kylie’s First Kiss’.”

    Jon realizes with the slow-motion that accompanies most horror films that it is a picture book for kissing. There are drawings. There are diagrams, detailing the anatomical structure of the human mouth because somehow that’s prerequisite knowledge for making out.

    Dick begins reading from the first page, unprompted.

    Or: Jon is having the best week of his life after asking his best friend out. If only the members of his boyfriend’s (!!!) family would stop kidnapping him.

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