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A spaceship crash-lands on Jake English's island, and he gets to meet a real-life alien. Golly, this is just like one of his movies!
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Dirk Strider is a scientist working on a groundbreaking AI project at Aperture Laboratories. What could possibly go wrong?
Turns out, the answer is "a lot."
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Jake wakes up glowing, with no idea why. Brain Ghost Dirk helps.
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Dirk blinks, appearing to contemplate the statement. “Does there have to be a reason for me to want my boyfriend’s dick?”
His expression goes thoughtful. “You know, if we approximate it as a rod anchored at one end, its moment of inertia is one-third M-L-squared. Jake, we could calculate that, as long as we have mass and length. I’d be happy to perform the measurements. It’ll be a very hands-on sort of experiment.”