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No one was sure how exactly it happened, or if it could've been prevented. What if Naruto's Rasengan expired? What if Sasuke's aim was just a little more to the left? What if Kakashi had appeared a moment sooner? What if, what if, what if, and in the end it changed nothing.
Edited and expanded. Also exists of FFN.
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- Part 1 of Naruto Oneshots Dump
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02 Jul 2025
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It's the day of the Third Tsuchikage's funeral, but a blond, idiot-shaped successor has misplaced his corpse, oh no! Luckily, Sasori knows his way around a dead body, and Sakura can't help but sort of be super into it.
Crack (sometimes treated seriously)
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07 Jun 2025
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Pein has decimated Konoha and half its population along with it, revealing the frightening power of an enemy far beyond anything Konoha's heroes have ever thought possible. With so little time and so much to lose in the coming world war, Sakura goes to the Shikkotsu Forest in search of a new power to aid her allies.
But the sacred forest is an inhospitable wasteland forbidden to humans for a reason. Caught between madness and magic, she will face her greatest opponent yet: herself.
[Alternatively: Sakura goes to train in the Shikkotsu Forest, and due to Weird Magical Shit the Forest reincarnates Sasori to piss her off (and maybe help her if she asks him very nicely).]
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15 May 2025
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Namikaze Minato makes a mistake. Uzumaki Kushina makes a choice. Naruto ends up growing up with a red haired, foul tempered older brother who wants Konoha to be atomized, preferably yesterday.
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- Part 1 of the boy and the fox
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03 Mar 2025
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No True Gentleman by sansasparky
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
26 Jan 2025
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When Miss Sansa Stark scandalously and very publicly disappears with her jilted suitor, Mr Joffrey Baratheon, all of London believes them to have reconciled and eloped. If Miss Stark should return unmarried, her reputation will be ruined and no gentleman will ever wish to wed her.
Miss Brienne Tarth knows very well that Sansa wants nothing to do with Baratheon, and is certain that he has abducted her. However, if she wishes to find them, she must enlist the help of England's most eligible (and in her opinion, most useless) bachelor, Mr Jaime Lannister.
Trapped and frightened, Sansa takes comfort wherever she can. The only person to show her any kindness is the formidable Mr Clegane, who can hardly be considered a gentleman; but how can she expect him to help her when it would cost him everything he has?
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03 Mar 2025