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    On dark nights, when the moon is full, most people avoid the Harrington house.
    It’s smart to avoid it anyway.

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    07 Dec 2022

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    “Hey newbie. Ever worked in a bar before?” the guy asks with an easy smile. Steve snaps his eyes up to meet his, and shit they’re pretty. The greeting would be charming from anyone else, perhaps even from the guy himself if he’d not overheard the exchange moments before, but Steve’s insides curl at the condescension.

    “Yeah. For about five years. Thanks. And my name’s Steve,” he responds, voice clipped. He yanks at the ties of his apron, knotting the bow just a little tighter than is comfortable. He’ll have to adjust it later, but the man’s dark eyes are roaming over him like he’s something edible, and there’s no way Steve’s going to give any indication whatsoever that he’s prey.

    “Nice to meet you, Steve. I’m Eddie.”

    Steve can’t prevent the way his face scrunches in confusion, because surely not. There’s no way that this is the Eddie. Sure, he’s not exactly hard on the eyes, but from the little Steve’s experienced of him so far, he seems like a major ass. The way Bridget had hyped him up, anyone would think fucking Jon Bon Jovi worked here.

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    when the upmarket cocktail bar Steve's working at goes out of business, he finds himself in desperate need of a job.

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    04 Dec 2022

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    For the MCU AU Fest.

    A wholly unnecessary fake boyfriend/espionage fic, in which connections are missed, they get together by getting out, and we are what we do.

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    13 Jan 2020

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    He’s a hundred and he has had sex with exactly one person in his whole life, and now that person doesn’t seem to be aware that sex exists. He’s out of his depth here. Does Bucky know that sex exists? God, had anyone given him a refresher sex ed lesson, just to make sure? Should Steve be the one to administer that lesson?

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    23 Sep 2018

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    “I don’t know where you all got the idea that I was giving it to Steve with the lights off under the blankets in total silence by candlelight, but you’re all wrong. Wrong.”

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    27 May 2019

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