14 Works by eyrco
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Love Is Like A Banana Peel (I Look At You And I'm Head Over Heels) by eyrco
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
18 Jul 2026
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Richie Tozier's Banana Bread Recipe:
Add: One comedian, lightly singed. Two ripe bananas, mashed. One kitchen, destroyed. Six living room lights, on. Two Losers, confused. One boyfriend, for now. Bake at 350° for 30 minutes. Let sit. Enjoy cold.
This recipe is: Gluten Free, Dairy Free, Sugar Free, Nut Free
May Contain: Eggs, banana breadn't, sage advice from Stanley Uris, surprise proposals, and a whole lot of love.
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"He didn't take the money."
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Roy Mustang owns a bar. He’s not a bartender, he can’t mix drinks, and he’s a recovering alcoholic who isn't allowed to taste the merchandise, but he owns a bar, and he tries to contribute as best he can. Mostly, it involves coming up with drink names based on his recent breakups, and asking his bartender, a long-suffering Edward Elric, to make the drinks for him. It’s a system that works, until it doesn’t.
Or: Five times Roy Mustang named a mocktail, and one time he got one named after him.
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Laugh, I Nearly Died by eyrco
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
29 Oct 2024
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Palamedes is dead, Harrowhark is pissed, and Camilla is going to walk directly into Hell and wrench him back to the land of the living, whatever the cost. Gideon is really just along for the ride.
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- Part 3 of Highway to Heaven
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Castiel Novak-Shurley is 25 years old. He has two degrees, a graduate placement, and a curfew at eight o’clock sharp every night. One night, in an act of spontaneity rarely ever seen in the household of Naomi Novak and Chuck Shurley, he decides to run away. He is given to understand that this means changing his name and then vanishing into the great unknown. He starts with step one.
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“What name would you like to put down, dear?” Mrs. Mary-Ann Mays asked politely, pen hovering over the form.
Gabriel’s voice came back to him again. “It’s gotta be something safe.”
Something safe. Cas latched onto the word like a drowning man reaching for a life preserve.
“Winchester,” he blurted out. “Castiel Winchester.”
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Catch Smoke with Bare Hands by eyrco
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2024
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In his second year at Hogwarts, Touya finds a boy with wings hiding out in the library, and a friendship blossoms.
Twelve years later, a file crosses Hawks’ desk with an unusual request: an infiltration job that requires him to use part of his own past as his undercover identity.
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Keigo wants a friend, Touya wants something to believe in, Hawks wants to forget everything, and Dabi wants the world to never stop remembering.
Elsewhere, a Dark Lord is rising, a team of intrepid teenagers are planning to save the world, and the Ministry for Magic is about to implode, but that doesn’t matter.
This is a love story.
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Richie Tozier Presents Chapter 2: What's That Name? by eyrco for kkthekat
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
31 Dec 2022
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“Welcome to Chapter 2,” Richie “Trashmouth” Tozier announces, and the audience goes wild.
In Tozier’s sophomore show, he uses the framework of his once-popular SNL gameshow sketch, WHAT’S THAT NAME, to detail the life and times of his six childhood friends, whose names he claims to have forgotten. The audience is encouraged to play along, as Tozier introduces his friends, several of whom are now very successful in their own right, with intimate, detailed, and, yes, hilarious anecdotes that showcase our fashion, literary, and architectural heroes as we have never seen them before. The show has all the admittedly surprising comedy chops that Tozier displayed in his “second first” show in 2017, as well as a surprising amount of heart from a man known primarily as “Trashmouth”. We look forward to seeing what Tozier does next.
“Chapter 2” is available now on Netflix.
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Space Oddity by eyrco
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Oct 2022
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Palamedes is looking for a reason to put Gideon Nav’s blood under a microscope, Camilla is looking for a reason to recall Palamedes from the field, and Abigail is just hoping that Harrowhark will stop shaking long enough for someone to get her into an MRI. No one is going to get what they want, but that’s probably okay.
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- Part 2 of Highway to Heaven
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It was a joke. It was meant to be a joke. Not only that, it was meant to be a joke that Richie was playing on other people. It was not meant to turn out like this.
He could have lived his entire life without knowing what Eddie looked like on his knees in cut off jeans with a microphone, fanning himself, belting, “Your dad could use a guy like me.”
Richie was going to die. This was it, this was how he died, and his tombstone would read So Embarrassingly Horny For His Best Friend That He Couldn’t Even Take His Own Joke.
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Percy Weasley and the Art of Stress Baking by eyrco
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2022
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Percy Weasley grows up, falls apart, and puts himself back together, piece by painstaking piece. Through it all, he bakes.
A character study told primarily through the medium of sugar.
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I Want Us Both To Bake Well by eyrco
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!, 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma
16 Jun 2022
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Akaashi Keiji left Bokuto, Kuroo, and Kenma alone in a test kitchen for an hour while he went to a meeting. This was his first mistake. He wasn’t planning on making a second.
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Alex contemplates the end of the world. Morgan terrorizes a mailman.
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Dean, on meeting Chuck: Him? Really?
Castiel: You should have seen Luke.
(Season 4, The Monster at the End of This Book)During the time of the prophets, the Garrison of Earth was tasked with watching over the new writers of the Word of God. Castiel was given charge of Luke. He felt, at times, that this was rather unfair.
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Luke threw another bowl at his head. This one was wooden, and did not shatter like the last two, though if he’d thrown it any harder there would probably have been some splintering.
“This does not solve anything, Luke of Antioch,” Castiel tried again, and then ducked a plate, which bounced off the wall and hit him in the back of the leg.
“Fuck off and die, you demanding piece of shit,” Luke said.
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Some Kind of Monster by eyrco for AhoySnufkin
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 May 2022
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Harrow is looking for the name of God, Gideon is looking for something that she can stab that will actually die, and Mercymorn the First, Knight of Hell and Lady of the Damned, is looking to get out of this devil’s trap and murder her some deeply annoying infant hunters. Only one person is going to get what they want in this situation, which is basically par for the course, as far as Gideon is concerned.
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- Part 1 of Highway to Heaven