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"So," Hyuna starts, mighty and loud as Ivan rearranges the plate of chicken on the table to make room. Just as he settles down the plate with six fried eggs on it, Hyuna proposes the question, "What do you think came first; the chicken or the egg?"
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the prince & the pay4gay (working title) by fakyudie for nemoys
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
28 Dec 2025
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"It's not that the whale didn't want to sing in the same key as the other whales. It could only sing in that key that no other whale could hear."
"Then the other whales," the word was still foreign on Till's tongue, the pronunciation rolling out all awkward. "should've just tried listening to it harder! I listen to you closely even if you sing off-key! It's not that hard!"
Ivan looks at him like he was stupid. "You really are a blockhead," he repeats, dodging the smack Till had been aiming at his face with practiced ease.
There was a scared dog. There was a lonely whale. There was an Ivan, who was Till's.
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Maybe he should be a bit specific— it wasn't a boy with a stupid bowl cut that told him that making music would not require him to take up dance practices and fan service lessons. Yet here he is, snug as a bug in a cute Sanrio head piece on his head. In front of 200 something people. Fans, he corrects himself. He thinks the character's name is My Felony.
"It's My Melody," Ivan supplies helpfully. "'S cute. You look like a bunny."
"You look like my next victim." Till grumbles and Ivan goes hehehe with practiced ease and exchanges smiles with the fan on the other side of the table. Just another Tuesday with my dear Till, haha! Where on the album do you want me to sign, hm?
Till and balancing his love life with his idol life.
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The Oar That Leads Us by MithrilWren
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
03 Feb 2024
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After an ill-fated errand ends in disaster, Nami and Sanji find themselves adrift in the middle of the East Blue. With their food supplies dwindling and no rescue on the horizon, both begin to fall back on old habits.
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28 Jan 2026
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“You have to get used to this, cook.” Zoro’s breath tickles his left ear. “So no one can use it against you.”
Sanji’s breathing shallowly, waiting to be pushed away. Zoro’s chest is so, so warm. “How would I get used to it? Who’s gonna—”
“Who’s gonna what?”
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Sanji is so touch starved it's a liability. Zoro, like any good nakama, decides to help him out.
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28 Jan 2026
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Lord, I’m Comin’ Home To You by Hazel_Athena for Northisnotup
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
02 Jan 2024
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It’s an open secret among the crew that there’s a higher level of animosity than average between Zoro and Sanji. They argue all the time, with things often devolving into physical scuffles where swords and feet come into play, and the amount of property damage they’ve left in their wake is frankly absurd.
Still, it’s a surprise to everyone when, in the aftermath of Thriller Bark, the first thing Sanji does upon Zoro regaining consciousness is stalk up to the swordsman, grab him by the collar, and scream the words, “That’s enough of this! I want a divorce, you stupid bastard!” directly in his face.
The rest of the crew, having gathered upon hearing Chopper’s announcement that their injured member appeared to be waking up, stare at them in varying levels of confusion. For several moments no one says a word, until the silence is finally broken by the sound of Usopp clearing his throat.
“Um, what?” The sniper asks weakly.
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27 Jan 2026
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Sanji scowls behind his sunglasses. He’s draped in heat, under an umbrella in a bright patterned shirt, large waffle with a dollop of melting whipped cream and a coffee-stained mug on the table in front of him. Further out on the patio, a whole group of screaming kids jump into the pool in sonorous succession.
“Relaxing is a scam.”
Zoro gives him one of those multilayered grumpy looks.
“It’s fraudulent. We’ve been defrauded.”
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Zoro and Sanji go undercover at a fancy resort to take on a mysterious enemy. What could go wrong?
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25 Jan 2026
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The Going Merry has a mouse infestation. Despite Usopp's attempts, Sanji has yet to find a solution to the problem. Enter Zoro, the world's deadliest mouser.
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Zoro is the ship's cat and expects rewards.
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