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Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
16 Feb 2023
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Wednesday wakes up from being stabbed in the neck with a hypodermic needle, which is a surprise. She has a pounding headache and an issue with focusing her eyes that means it takes her a dangerously long time to figure out what she’s looking at.
“You’re supposed to be in prison,” Wednesday says before her brain can catch up with her mouth and tell it that ‘you’re supposed to be in prison’ is a stupid thing to say to someone who is, evidently, not in prison.
[Wednesday is a semester and a half into her tenure at Nevermore, and people keep trying to kill her. It’s not that she doesn’t appreciate the effort. It’s just that she has better things to do than try to teach people how to do murder properly.]
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“Well,” Wednesday says, in a tone of vague boredom, “Are you going to do it or not?”
“I don’t know,” Enid hisses at her. “And also, how did you even get in here?”
Wednesday doesn’t deign to respond to that. She sits down cross-legged on the floor, folds her hands in her lap, and continues to look expectantly at Enid. In the middle of the werewolf cages. On a full moon.
“Wednesday.”
“Yes, Enid.”
“Go away.”
“No.”
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Wednesday is, by genetic predisposition, short on blood as it is. It is a point of personal pride. It is the reason she does the most convincing multi-day rigor mortis impression in the entire extended family, including the dead relatives. It is also the reason that, when she kicks Laurel a second time just for personal satisfaction, she pitches a little too far backwards on the recoil and ends up on her back in the mud with no knowledge of the intervening events.
(Immediately post-S1) The Hyde is gone, but the case isn't closed yet - Joseph Crackstone's ring is missing. Wednesday is being haunted, or worse. And time is, according to her frustratingly vague ancestor, running out.
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Nevermore has one of those HomeEc projects where the students have to take care of a fake baby for a week. For reasons beyond understanding, Wednesday insists on partnering with Enid, with the intention of saddling her roommate with all the work. When Enid objects, Wednesday proposes a bizarre compromise: marriage.
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30 Jan 2023
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Wednesday didn’t mind death. In fact, she found it fascinating.
Death was the ultimate mystery; someday, each and every one of them would solve it, but as best as she’d found (and she’d devoted not small amount of time to her studies on the subject), there had never been someone to scientifically and undoubtedly answer the mystery of death in time to share the information with anyone.
Nonetheless, she was in no particular hurry to find the answer out today. There was always going to be another opportunity to die, and she had other things to do first. Like finish her novel in time to beat Mary Shelly’s record.
Most importantly, in this particular case, dying meant losing.
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AU where Wednesday jumps in front of the arrow for Enid, and the arrow hits hard. Or, as my dear Melody_Fox put it, "what if the boys just… didn’t.”
Has this been done yet?
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23 Jan 2023