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When Kaveh discovers that Alhaitham has been reading a book about human sexuality and kinks, he generously offers to assist Alhaitham with some sexual exploration. It’s a risky proposal, and one that could end very badly—thanks to their falling-out years ago, the two of them have trust issues galore.
But it turns out that Kaveh and Alhaitham are surprisingly good at trust and communication when it comes to sex…which raises some questions about the nature of their relationship, and where exactly this whole experiment is leading them.
“Look,” Kaveh says, “if you’re going to approach sexual pleasure like an experiment, most potential partners won’t take too kindly to the idea of you having sex with them for science. Therefore, to spare all the poor people you’d inevitably insult in your quest for data, I am willing to be that person.”
“How charitable of you,” Alhaitham says.
“And I assume that you’re somewhat comfortable with the idea of having sex with me,” Kaveh adds, “or else you wouldn’t have been so willing to have my fingers in your mouth just now.”
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27 Nov 2023
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Things That Were Not On Today’s Bingo Card: A Numbered List
1. Getting over his fear of public service workers
2. Anything, really. What even happens on Tuesdays?
3. Breaking up with Al-Haitham on a fuckass Tuesday
4. Ordering his own $500 espresso machine because now that Kaveh is broken up with Al-Haitham he will need his own
5. Crying into chocolate zucchini bread batter in Tighnari’s house over the fact that he has broken up with Al-Haitham
Bingo.
Kaveh breaks up with Al-Haitham for, like, six hours.
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11 Sep 2023
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People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.
He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"
Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.
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Bookmarked by festerous
07 Sep 2023
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After almost two months of dating, Kaveh finally gets to suck Alhaitham off—and after waiting for so long, he’s determined to show Alhaitham just how much the two of them have been missing out on.
“I’m curious as to why you’re still kissing my face,” Alhaitham says, “when supposedly your mouth is being magnetically pulled between my legs.”
“Wait,” Kaveh says, eyes widening. “So can I, then? Suck you off?”
Alhaitham cocks an eyebrow. “Only if you make sure that I come. You’re preventing me from reading, which is how I normally wind down before going to bed. I’ll require at least one orgasm to ensure that I sleep soundly.”
“Oh, just one?” Kaveh asks, sliding off his lap to kneel on the rug. “How conservative of you.”
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21 Jun 2023
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Alhaitham starts telling Kaveh he loves him. Kaveh has a crisis.
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09 Jun 2023