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    Phainon's life isnt an easy one: rent is going up, dating had been nothing but a disaster, and now the entire internet thinks he’s gay because he kept looking— absolutely not staring— at the male barista during his date.

    He swears he’s straight. Totally. Completely.
    It’s just that... Well... The barista has a lethal face card, okay?
    And maybe a really nice body too... He's saying it in a bro way, of course!

    Or; Phainon is pretty sure he's not into guys. At least until the universe—or Cipher, he isnt sure about it yet— decides to test it, by making him share an apartment with the most attractive man he had ever seen.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    neikos496: unfortunately im currently not equipped with flour butter or milk. what can i replace it with?

    KremnosKitchen: Those are main ingredients. You'd be best finding a different recipe.

    neikos496: lucky for you i terrorised my sister's well-equipped kitchen. unlucky for me, this was far too acidic. mr kremnos kitchen, do u wish acid reflux on your readers? ate it anyway bcus i was hungry ★★☆☆☆

    KremnosKitchen: You'll find that the recipe calls for apple cider juice, not apple cider vinegar. This is a mistake on your part.

    or: Mydei is just trying to upload recipes onto his food blog.

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    14 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Mydei’s brain short-circuited from the sight of her girlfriend wearing nothing but a towel around her hips. She somehow decided on the worst opening line she could say: “What, not coming down the chimney tonight?”

    “Oh, I’m going up your chimney tonight, babe.” Suddenly, Mydei didn’t find her own words that cringeworthy anymore. Phainon always had a way of one-upping her.

    // In which Phainon takes Mydei home to Aedes Elysiae for their yearly Christmas gathering. Mydei gets filled with love, festive spirit, and Phainon.

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    14 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 91

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    When the merman Mydeimos saves the surface world's prince Phainon from dying at sea, he stumbles upon a conspiracy - one that aims to destroy his people. To stop it, Mydeimos will have to disguise himself as a surface dweller, infiltrate the Okheman royal palace, find the conspiracy's mysterious leader... and keep his own identity a secret from Phainon. Which would be much, much easier if Phainon wasn't so damn easy to fall for.

    Or, a Phaidei Little Mermaid AU.

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    13 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    Mydei stood in the doorway, silhouetted by the low evening light. He’d changed. Gone was his usual garb. He wore a simpler one now, in a creamy white chiton. And it was… wrong. A size too small, perhaps borrowed or chosen with malicious intent. The linen chiton strained across the broad expanse of his chest, pulled tight over his pectorals. The fabric was so thin, so taut, that the outlines of his nipples were blatantly visible, two peaked points against the cloth. The hem rode high on his powerful thighs. His face was flushed, his usually sharp eyes dark and unreadable. He looked like a vision of provocation. Fuck.

    His scent hit Phainon first—metallic, bloody, and of burning firewood.

    “You look pathetic,” Mydei stated, closing the door behind him. His voice lower than usual, his knuckles were white where he gripped the doorframe for a second.

    Phainon could only stare, his rut-muddled brain short-circuiting. Shame, desire, and overwhelming confusion made a slurry of his thoughts. “Wha… why…”

    “You offered. I’m here.”


    Phainon’s in rut, what’s better than asking Mydei to help a fellow alpha bro out.

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    12 Jan 2026