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The target tilted his head, eyes flicking briefly to the knife, then back to Lando’s face. “You’re very jumpy for someone who tied me to a chair.”
“You were supposed to stay tied,” Lando said weakly.
“I did,” the target replied. “For about thirty seconds. It felt rude to leave immediately.”
Lando blinked. “You... waited?”
“Of course,” he said. “You looked like you needed a win.”
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Lando Norris’s first high-level mission is a mess, dropped weapons, hip-doorbell ringing, and a distracted chase after a dog. But somehow, his chaos gets the job done. Now, he’s after Oscar Piastri, a skilled assassin who’s leaving clues to test him. Lando’s stumbling through the mission. And if he dies? Someone please delete his browser history.
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11 May 2026