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When you try to 1v1 Dracula after you lost a poker game by fuckyoubitchass
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
23 May 2026
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Go to Romania they said, it'll be an easy assignment they said. What the fuck man...
(Based off of a tomb raider level editor fangame that i decided to add my own twist and comedy into)
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You made the terrible decision to backpack through rural Eastern Europe, in the name of exploration, until it all goes wrong when you get robbed at a motel, take to hitchhiking, and meet either the creepiest guy ever, or the man of your dreams.
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02 Sep 2026
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If there is something that any man fears, it's death. Only two things are guaranteed in life; death and taxes. The former being the more dire of the dreadful couple, our mortality is an unfortunate side effect of the gift of life itself.
Death takes without remorse, claiming whomever it may at whatever time it pleases. It's about time man figured out how to evade it, no? To take control of the uncontrollable, to play God. Some are too stupid to achieve it, many are just too scared of disrupting the natural order of things— Afraid to tip the fragile scale of divine timing.
But not Sebastian Krueger... No, not him, he has nothing left to lose and everything to gain.
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30 Aug 2026
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In which a young painter meets a peculiar man on a bus ride to work. She is terrified of his masked face, but learns to overcome her fears when she learns who he really is—a friend from her childhood; but is he the same person from all those years ago? How will her family react to this newfound love of hers?
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01 Aug 2026
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The Best Lessons are Learned with Consequences by Kiko_Sauce
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
17 Aug 2026
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Sebastian Krueger didn't agree with you being a soldier. You were too young, too reckless. And he made sure you knew how he felt.
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21 Jul 2026
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You're a witch who lives in a cottage in the forest who sometimes eats wayward travellers. Too bad your powers don't work on the strange man who wandered into your woods.
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19 Jul 2026