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In the following weeks Katya had scoured every issue of the New York Times for Mattel’s review. She had given up hope after several months with disappointment sitting heavily in her stomach. Mattel apparently had no thoughts on Katya’s food, not enough to even warrant writing anything. It’s worse than knowing Trixie hates her cooking. Then Katya could agree to disagree and get over her stupid schoolgirl crush. She’s no idiot, she knows that that’s what this is. The most persistent crush of her life. It doesn’t help that Trixie is an absolute doll with a figure to die for and a voice that Katya can feel directly between her legs.
It’s fine. She is 48 years old, and she doesn’t need Trixie Mattel’s validation. It’s fine.
Trixie Mattel is the most feared food critic in the country, and Katya will defend her from anybody implying she's a bitch. Except that Trixie actually is a bit of a bitch, and Katya loves it.
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29 Aug 2020
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Call me the one by connyhascontrol for mattepinkallshades
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race RPF
08 Dec 2019
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She likes to think of herself as a smart person, but being with Trixie has put a serious damper on Katya’s mental capabilities. Any incoming message from Trixie immediately pushes every other thought out of her mind. It’s embarrassing. She’s 31, she hadn’t thought a girl liking her back would still put her in this state.
(In which Katya worries about being too much, but Trixie can't get enough.)
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- Part 2 of Paint me in trust
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27 Aug 2020
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His spine has been prickling for an hour. He glances in the rear-view at their drag bags in the backseat. If they weren’t both bald - if they were in face, be-wigged - Trixie suspects their hair would be floating all around them like they were mermaids.
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- Part 5 of civilians
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17 Aug 2020
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a practical magic au for the spooky season. there’s a curse on any man who dares love you? love a woman, instead.
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- Part 1 of intention verse
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16 Aug 2020
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“Katya,” she says, mouth dropped open, ¡escándalo!, and that’s when Katya realizes - she’s gonna do it.
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13 Aug 2020